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[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 40 minutes ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 57 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] ArrowMax@feddit.org 1 points 22 minutes ago

Jeff-fa-fa!

[–] SereneSadie@quokk.au 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The whole thread is aptly described by the title, as is the choice of where to post this.

[–] KENNY_LOGIN_LILLIAN@lemmy.world -1 points 2 hours ago

seriously is there anyone here who has an original thought instead of just copypasting other people's opinions? most of the people in this thread have to be bots. no way a human could be that unoriginal.

[–] bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 103 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Hint:

Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 points 50 minutes ago* (last edited 50 minutes ago)

“Yes, Sir, I will do what you tell me!”

-TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 24 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

That would make a kickass lyric someone should put that in a song

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 3 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 32 minutes ago

Another great line you're good at this.

Yes, THE anthem for police forces!

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 48 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

SOME OF THOSE WHO WORK FORCES, ARE THE SAME THAT BURN CROSSES

[–] masta_chief@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 hours ago

Some of those that burn crosses Are the same that hold office

(from the show outside the DNC in 2000. Watch it if you haven't)

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 41 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That's not even what a "misnomer" is.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago

It's a female gnome, right?

[–] ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace@piefed.ca 73 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

The Great White North Free Press is a far right white nationalist independent "news" media. They're not getting it on purpose. 

[–] 18107@aussie.zone 39 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it."

- Upton Sinclair

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I recently watched a video responding to a video about Supergirl. Idiot needs Supergirl to be bad so he can complain about it; his channel depends on complaining about popular movies. He complains that she shouldn't be able to get drunk because alcohol doesn't affect kryptonians. Someone explains to him directly that she goes to red sun planets so that she can drunk, that she CAN get drunk on red sun planets, as was clearly explained at the end of Superman (2025), and his immediate response is "yeah but why drink if alcohol has no effect on her?"

[–] BurnedDonutHole@ani.social 8 points 5 hours ago

I detest that you call these brain-dead people doing it on purpose.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 133 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Wonder if he figured it out yet?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 89 points 8 hours ago

Figured what out?
--TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

You know he saw that and probably thought how clever he was to point this out while posting it.

[–] Rooskie91@discuss.online 52 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

This guy must listen to RAtM and be like "I don't get it, work forces, burn crosses, this metaphor doesn't make sense!"

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 63 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

"Since when is RAtM political?!?!"

[–] NachBarcelona@piefed.social 2 points 52 minutes ago

No idea. I thought they just hate dishwashers or something.

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 33 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I still love the post where some dude bitches at Tom Morello something like "I liked RatM when you weren't political" and Tom shot back asking him to name a single song that wasn't political so he could delete it.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 65 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

This one is still my favorite

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 2 points 47 minutes ago

Love that dude.

Never got to see RATM live, held tickets in my hand 3 times, and it was always cancelled (covid, Zach’s injury). At least I saw Morello a year ago, it was great.

[–] Godort@lemmy.ca 21 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Reading comprehension test:

Why did the author compare cops and proud boys to Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana?

What conclusions can you draw about the author based on this comparison?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

And the people constantly complaining that schools don't teach critical thinking are the same ones who think English class is worthless. Textual evidence, do you speak it?!

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

The author is hella based.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 46 points 8 hours ago

Oooo, so close!

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 30 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Hannah Montana is a girl and therefore can't be a "proud boy". Utter nonsense.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Now that you mention it, I have never ever seen Hannah Montana and Joe Montana in the same place either...

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 10 points 6 hours ago

Or Tony Montana for that matter

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 37 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

So they don't know what the word 'misnomer' means at all? You really gotta be brain dead...

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 10 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

misnomer [mis-ˈnō-mər ] noun. a metaphor that doesn’t make sense

[–] adj16@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

In case anyone thinks you’re being serious:

misnomer /mĭs-nō′mər/

noun

  1. An error in naming a person or place. 
  2. Application of a wrong name. 
  3. A name wrongly or unsuitably applied to a person or object.

https://www.wordnik.com/words/misnomer

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/misnomer

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/misnomer

[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

They know what someone is who doesn’t have their own skin colour. Surely that must count for something

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[–] archonet@lemy.lol 16 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

part of me wants to believe somewhere down the line, days, weeks, months, years -- they'll have a sudden realization in the shower or before bed, and never stop cringing internally

the more realistic part of me knows in my heart that that moment may never come without being gently prodded towards it.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Someone else pointed out they're a right wing "news" account. They won't cringe. Most likely, they got the implication but are trying to deny it.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 14 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Gently prodded? These fuckers need to be driven to the point with a cattle prod and have their face shoved in it to even hope they catch on.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Gently, though. Don't wanna incite violence and get our whole forum nuked

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

Wooooooosh!

[–] FlyingCircus@lemmy.world -2 points 3 hours ago

Political posts on shitposts? Who’s got the corn?🌽

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

If by swing you mean punch themself in the dick, sure.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

THAT'S THE FUCKING POINT! WHAT DID HE THINK THE POINT WAS?

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 23 minutes ago

An honest dictionary knowledge exhibition

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