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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago (3 children)

My hobby is buying materials for projects and then not doing the projects.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Ah, a fine hobby indeed! I have so many arduinos, pis, and various modules strewn about with little to show for it.

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[–] BigBenis@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (4 children)

"Turn your hobby into a business!", they said. "It'll be fun!", they said.

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[–] jaschen306@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Piracy saves money if you're already paying for subscriptions. Self hosting adds another way to save money.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

But I can't pirate salt water aquarium fish and corals.

yet

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[–] JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nothing empties a wallet faster than ‘I’m just trying it out.

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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Pssh, only if you aren't turning all your hobbies into side-hustles.

What are you afraid of, besides completely burning out and probably still losing money anyway?

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I got into self hosting a while back

EOL enterprise equipment can be very thrifty. But if you ever need something specialty that isn't available in the second hand market, good luck.

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

That's how expensive skydiving hobby is. Unless you're an instructor. Then you get paid to skydive.

[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Same with motorcycling, unless you get paid $13/hr to be an MSF instructor.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Motorcycling is cheaper than driving tho? I mean if you're driving like a $40,000 bike and then still paying for a car, sure.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

Warhammer 40k has entered the chat.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I live in Canada, do you know how much the standard video game costs here now? Like $90.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (15 children)

If you are looking for an endless money pit, take up the guitar.

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[–] Zink@programming.dev 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I barely spent any money on my hobbies this year. I'm not some kind of sucker!

I merely spent thousands of dollars on materials and tools to build the supporting infrastructure for them!

I also have some very expensive computer parts waiting to be assembled. But they aren't for any hobby of mine! They're for the kid so we can play stuff without him using a computer twice as old as he is. 😉

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[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Cries in synthesizers.

At least there are a bunch of great budget options these days. Still not cheap though.

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love synthesizers. Found my salvation in Bitwig Studio and now I don't even eye up VSTs. (I'll await my downvotes!)

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have not tried Bitwig yet. Reaper is my jam.

[–] oftenawake@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

IMHO Bitwig is a modular synthesis and sound design environment that also contains a full DAW. There's possibly nothing else quite like it around - I'm not certain, but I've looked and not found anything. Notes are events and can be processed or generated in all manner of crazy ways... or just played. Audio can be piped all over the place and processed almost however you want. I think of the stock devices like basic building blocks, like Lego or Minecraft. Once you understand the pattern you can build anything. There are so many ways to work in Bitwig! It's almost like Ableton but equally it's almost an unlimited modular synthesizer. It's very playable too, a real digital instrument. I could probably spend the rest of my life with it and not run out of things to try. It steers away from trying to be a virtual instrument rack like Reason with pretend jack leads, and seems to me to be both incredibly powerful and still very intuitive. It's the best music making software I've come across in 35 years of using music software!

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Hmm. I'll have to check it out. Not sure I'm willing to give up my current workflow.

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[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Conlanging is a very cheap hobby. Quoth Tolkien in A Secret Vice

It is incidentally one of the attractions of this hobby that it needs so little apparatus!

[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

That's why I won't start painting 40K minis, even if I'd love to. I wouldn't even want to play. Besides, I wouldn't have anyone to play with, anyway.

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[–] mickus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My hobby are maths and programming, both fairly cheap. Other than the cost of getting a computer of course (and maybe some maths textbooks if you feel the need)

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[–] coffee_nutcase207@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Craft beer for me.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My hobby is burning other people's money.

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[–] Scrizzle@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

I play Star Citizen. My wife has no idea the cost. I have no regrets.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago

Do Thinkpads count?

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