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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 hours ago

Reminds me of an old joke about how everything in KDE has a k and it's very annoyink and irrtitatink bekause they have less laks user interface kuidelines than GNOME. (I haven't checked, they've probably vastly improved since then)

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago
[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

When I met rms, I said “gnoperating system” lmao

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 24 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Gnus and gnomes can break my bones?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago

nobbes. they breeak your nobbes

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago

Opportunity missed in not calling it GnObject.

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 29 points 1 day ago

Things to do on Christmas:

  • Unwrap gifts ❌
  • Unwrap acronyms ✔️
[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 14 points 1 day ago

Banger title

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I.......I lost track of what just happened. G stands for......something, I imagine.

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

The gnu in gnu stands for Wildebeest

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 9 points 18 hours ago

(((gnu)imp)tk)lib)object)

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 21 hours ago

Well it kind of stands for nothing, because at the center of this onion is GNU, which is recursive. It stands for "GNU's Not UNIX", so the G in GNU stands for GNU.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Oh god. Is this going to be like how you pronounce "gif"?

Is it gif?

Or is it gif?

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Does the g in gspot also stand for gnu?

[–] 3abas@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago

Believe it or not, yes.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 14 points 1 day ago

it actually stands for garam masala

[–] dontsayaword@piefed.social 255 points 1 day ago (10 children)

and the g in gnu stands for gnu

[–] Klear@quokk.au 91 points 1 day ago (6 children)

So if I'm getting it right, gobject is short for gnugnu(...)gnuimptklibobject.

[–] logi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

It is front recursive so it's really "...is not unix is not unix is not unix is not unix image manipulation program tool kit object" and that first g doesn't exist.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] mech@feddit.org 58 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fun fact: The K in GNU stands for Kernel.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Then what does the g in gnu stand for?

[–] Zink@programming.dev 95 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you're not gonna believe this...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ve got g’news for you…

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[–] Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

and the g in gnu also stands for gnu

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

and the g in gnu also stands for gnu

[–] Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 hours ago

thank you

i expected this sooner xD

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[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 97 points 1 day ago (16 children)

Is it pronounced gnu or jnu?

Depends what language you pronounce it in.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 96 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Jnu enough to stoke an ancient flame war for my personal entertainment.

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[–] kubica@fedia.io 60 points 1 day ago

A topic with a a lot of gnuances.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh so what's g in grep and git stand for?

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 9 points 21 hours ago

Grep is g/re/p. Global, Regular Expression, Print.

[–] who@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago

Global, and Linus.

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (7 children)

In case you were wondering the 'w' in 'wine' stands for 'wine', and the full acronym is 'Wine Is Not an Emulator'. What do you think the 'w' in 'Wine Is Not an Emulator' stands for?

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[–] velindora@lemmy.cafe 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wish we knew some new gnu jokes.

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[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
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[–] grue@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

gnusnotuniximagemanipulationtoolkitlibraryobject

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