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[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 1 points 46 minutes ago

Reminds me of an old joke about how everything in KDE has a k and it's very annoyink and irrtitatink bekause they have less laks user interface kuidelines than GNOME. (I haven't checked, they've probably vastly improved since then)

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago
[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

When I met rms, I said “gnoperating system” lmao

[–] Vinylraupe@lemmy.zip 23 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Gnus and gnomes can break my bones?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

nobbes. they breeak your nobbes

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago

Opportunity missed in not calling it GnObject.

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 14 points 15 hours ago

Banger title

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 28 points 18 hours ago

Things to do on Christmas:

  • Unwrap gifts ❌
  • Unwrap acronyms ✔️
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 25 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

I.......I lost track of what just happened. G stands for......something, I imagine.

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago

The gnu in gnu stands for Wildebeest

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 8 points 8 hours ago

(((gnu)imp)tk)lib)object)

[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 11 hours ago

Well it kind of stands for nothing, because at the center of this onion is GNU, which is recursive. It stands for "GNU's Not UNIX", so the G in GNU stands for GNU.

[–] ghen@sh.itjust.works 21 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago

Oh god. Is this going to be like how you pronounce "gif"?

Is it gif?

Or is it gif?

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 59 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Does the g in gspot also stand for gnu?

[–] 3abas@lemmy.world 59 points 22 hours ago

Believe it or not, yes.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 13 points 21 hours ago

it actually stands for garam masala

[–] dontsayaword@piefed.social 251 points 1 day ago (5 children)

and the g in gnu stands for gnu

[–] mech@feddit.org 57 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fun fact: The K in GNU stands for Kernel.

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[–] Klear@quokk.au 88 points 1 day ago (7 children)

So if I'm getting it right, gobject is short for gnugnu(...)gnuimptklibobject.

[–] logi@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

It is front recursive so it's really "...is not unix is not unix is not unix is not unix image manipulation program tool kit object" and that first g doesn't exist.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Then what does the g in gnu stand for?

[–] Zink@programming.dev 95 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you're not gonna believe this...

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ve got g’news for you…

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, they missed the best part.

GNU stands for GNU's Not Unix, which is a recursive acronym. And, when pronounced properly (like the animal) the G is silent. The entire Linux ecosystem has words that start with G based on an acronym where G essentially comes from nowhere, and isn't actually pronounced.

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 3 points 9 hours ago

Noot noot mother fucker

[–] rocnat@lemmy.world 15 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Well, I dont wanna start a debate, but the official website of GNU indicate that the "g" in GNU isn't silent.

So it depends on whether you want to pronounce it "properly" or as it was intended.

The name “GNU” is a recursive acronym for “GNU's Not Unix!”; it is pronounced as one syllable with a hard g, like “grew” but with the letter n instead of r.

https://www.gnu.org/gnu/pronunciation.en.html

[–] Zacryon@feddit.org 3 points 10 hours ago
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[–] Masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

and the g in gnu also stands for gnu

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

and the g in gnu also stands for gnu

thank you

i expected this sooner xD

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Oh so what's g in grep and git stand for?

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 9 points 10 hours ago

Grep is g/re/p. Global, Regular Expression, Print.

[–] who@feddit.org 13 points 16 hours ago

Global, and Linus.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 95 points 1 day ago (16 children)

Is it pronounced gnu or jnu?

Depends what language you pronounce it in.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 95 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] kubica@fedia.io 60 points 1 day ago

A topic with a a lot of gnuances.

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 13 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)
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[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (7 children)

In case you were wondering the 'w' in 'wine' stands for 'wine', and the full acronym is 'Wine Is Not an Emulator'. What do you think the 'w' in 'Wine Is Not an Emulator' stands for?

[–] who@feddit.org 4 points 16 hours ago

It originally did not. Then it did for a time. Now it does not.

[–] cogman@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago

As a younger teen trying to get starcraft running on my linux box, my parents were definitely upset when they saw me browsing "winehq". They thought I was trying to get booze shipped to our house :D

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[–] velindora@lemmy.cafe 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wish we knew some new gnu jokes.

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[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

As a former Windows user, it still is taking a long time to wrap my head around all this new terminology, functions, and systems.

This doesn't help. XD

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 22 points 23 hours ago

unless you absolutely must, don't think about it

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 9 points 21 hours ago

The W in Windows stands for worse, so good for you.

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