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[โ€“] dumbass@piefed.social 1 points 5 hours ago

Well, I guess that bugged him.

[โ€“] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

God, what a big, dumb bitch.

[โ€“] Hule@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Name checks out. He may have prions in his brain..

[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

In Australia the spiders don't eat bugs, they mostly eat low flying birds and posties

[โ€“] okmko@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Is it also true that the kangaroos steal all the women too with their statuesque muscles?

[โ€“] pjwestin@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Rattling off insect classifications while a simple pun goes over you're head is a great demonstration of the difference between knowledge and intelligence.

[โ€“] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[โ€“] pjwestin@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Yeah, but I'm not fixing it, you big dumb bitch.

[โ€“] rumba@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago

That was at least 3x funnier than it should have been.

Well done.

[โ€“] Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago

I'm not big.

(ใƒŽ ใ‚œะ”ใ‚œ)ใƒŽ ๏ธต โ”ปโ”โ”ป

(โ˜ž๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)โ˜ž

[โ€“] arrow74@lemmy.zip 155 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Telling someone to drink less beer and study more is wild.

Academics in general have a long history of being alcoholics or alcoholic adjacent

[โ€“] volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz 40 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Am an academic, can confirm

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[โ€“] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (4 children)

There are three types of academics, ones that are addicted to alcohol, ones that are addicted to caffeine, and ones that are addicted to both.

(For health reasons I dont reccomend both at the same time)

[โ€“] pupbiru@aussie.zone 4 points 1 day ago

how dare you not recommend espresso martiniโ€™s

[โ€“] anugeshtu@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

... But Irish coffee, though??

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[โ€“] Zagorath@aussie.zone 146 points 3 days ago (20 children)

Ok but "bug" has multiple meanings, and almost nobody means "hemiptera" when they say it. More commonly, it's any terrestrial arthropod. Arachnids are bugs. Centipedes are definitely bugs.

Heck, there's a broader definition that basically includes all arthropods. "Moreton bay bugs" are a popular food this time of year. And they're a kind of lobster.

[โ€“] stray@pawb.social 57 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The ocean is quite literally lousy with sea lice. They've even got rolly-pollies down there.

[โ€“] GraniteM@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Not just roly-polies, but Rollison J. Pollimagnussons:

[โ€“] anugeshtu@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What in the name of Cthulhu is this?

Rollison. And he is a rather pleasant dude.

Hereโ€™s what they look like full-grown:

[โ€“] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] okmko@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

They creep me the eff out. Them and horseshoe crabs. Shudder

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[โ€“] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

terrestrial arthropod

i'd like to differ

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[โ€“] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Usernames DO NOT check out

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[โ€“] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 76 points 3 days ago (1 children)

they kinda drink them actually

[โ€“] ceenote@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And they drink Bug Lite when they're concerned about their weight.

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[โ€“] MrShankles@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

Well, this has been one of my favorite threads I've seen in a while. Thanks everyone!

[โ€“] wagesj45@fedia.io 55 points 2 days ago

Sometimes calling someone a big dumb bitch is the only appropriate course of action.

[โ€“] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 34 points 2 days ago (16 children)

โ€œBugโ€ is a folksy word for any invertebrate with 6 or more legs. For example, they call lobsters and crayfish bugs.

[โ€“] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 days ago (6 children)

many people call slugs, snails, and worms bugs too. So any invertibrate with the right vibes

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[โ€“] MIDItheKID@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I've learned recently that "Vegetable" is kind of like that too. Like most vegetables are fruits, seeds, leaves, roots, etc etc. Vegetable is a culinary term, not a botanical one, and it's still foggy. It's basically a plant that isn't sweet, but they also call sweet corn a vegetable so whatever.

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[โ€“] smeg@feddit.uk 26 points 3 days ago

Does "bug" have a technical definition? If so then it's news to me and everyone who uses it to mean pretty much any small invertebrate (or microorganism, or software defect).

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