Ass for chin. Once you see it, it can't be unseen!
this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2025
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I'll take that over dick-nose EVERY time.
You were looking for it. Weren't you?
DAMMIT! You’re right 😡
How would they know he has a mustache and an ear piercing and that he had male pattern baldness? I can understand the shape of the face and such…
They got his face shape and then added styles that were documented to be popular at the time.
I wonder... did he ride an obnoxiously loud horse? Was his gambeson adorned with the stylized emblems of various troubadours and/or bandit gangs? Did he run a shady laudanum business from the back office of the local inn?
A bigger photo would surely show the onion on his belt
Artwork of the cultures
Is that Lemmy from Motorhead, holding the Ace of Spades. Give me an AI prompt without giving me an AI prompt
I think he’d approve of the name of this platform.
He looks like he'd like to do two chicks at the same time. I bet if he were a millionaire, he could hook that up.
I hear chicks dig dudes with money... well, maybe not all chicks, but the kinds that'd double up on a dude like him, at least.
He looks like that old guy building fences from the Clarkson's Farm
Gerald. That was my first thought.
Looks more like a gaul to me.
ikr he and Obelix oughta go bash some Romans.
I know plenty of people in Frankish Germany that look like that guy!
he looks like every mid 30s guy that refuses to age and that buys 12$ coffee at local coffee shops because they can definitely taste the difference
mid 30? mid 50 at least.
Guy looks like he's about to drink some potion and really fuck some Romans up.
I think they got the neckline wrong. This guy definitely wears a deep-V.
God, I bet those replies were a cesspit
Its such a shame, since instead of being about adapting to modern technology it becomes about dog whistles and exclusionary politics.
He'd complain about immigrants taking his job as an unemployed drunk man.
That…that’s just Derrick. I just talked to him at work this morning.
Don't leave us hanging, what does he think of England today?
At least he had access to a proto-bassguitar.
Thats just Davey havoc in 2025
For that, they got horses, back then, and they called themselves Knight (as in Knight Rider) … or so I heard.