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[–] shiroininja@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Thats just Davey havoc in 2025

[–] meejle@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

God, I bet those replies were a cesspit

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 13 points 7 hours ago

I think he’d approve of the name of this platform.

[–] Jagget@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

He looks like that old guy building fences from the Clarkson's Farm

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 11 points 8 hours ago

Gerald. That was my first thought.

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 33 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

Ass for chin. Once you see it, it can't be unseen!

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 7 points 12 hours ago

I'll take that over dick-nose EVERY time.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 4 points 11 hours ago

You were looking for it. Weren't you?

[–] mienshao@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

DAMMIT! You’re right 😡

[–] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 10 points 8 hours ago

Is that Lemmy from Motorhead, holding the Ace of Spades. Give me an AI prompt without giving me an AI prompt

[–] pinheadednightmare@lemmy.world 24 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

How would they know he has a mustache and an ear piercing and that he had male pattern baldness? I can understand the shape of the face and such…

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 30 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

They got his face shape and then added styles that were documented to be popular at the time.

[–] Wav_function@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

A bigger photo would surely show the onion on his belt

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

I wonder... did he ride an obnoxiously loud horse? Was his gambeson adorned with the stylized emblems of various troubadours and/or bandit gangs? Did he run a shady laudanum business from the back office of the local inn?

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

He looks like he'd like to do two chicks at the same time. I bet if he were a millionaire, he could hook that up.

[–] ellieficent@reddthat.com 9 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I hear chicks dig dudes with money... well, maybe not all chicks, but the kinds that'd double up on a dude like him, at least.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

I think they got the neckline wrong. This guy definitely wears a deep-V.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Looks more like a gaul to me.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 7 points 11 hours ago

ikr he and Obelix oughta go bash some Romans.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

I know plenty of people in Frankish Germany that look like that guy!

[–] independantiste@sh.itjust.works 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

he looks like every mid 30s guy that refuses to age and that buys 12$ coffee at local coffee shops because they can definitely taste the difference

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

mid 30? mid 50 at least.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

At least he had access to a proto-bassguitar.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

That…that’s just Derrick. I just talked to him at work this morning.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 hours ago

Don't leave us hanging, what does he think of England today?

[–] Isa@feddit.org 3 points 11 hours ago

For that, they got horses, back then, and they called themselves Knight (as in Knight Rider) … or so I heard.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 3 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

He'd complain about immigrants taking his job as an unemployed drunk man.