Harper's Pub

All of the parties involved in the argument were said to have been drinking.

For God's sake, the British developed technology to deal with this some time back. The Guinness Book of World Records was originally designed to resolve disputes between bar patrons. Just put one in the bar instead of resolving them via homicide.

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/70781-most-prolific-chicken

Most prolific chicken

White Leghorn (No. 2988)

United States

The highest authenticated rate of egg-laying is 371 in 364 days, laid by a White Leghorn (No. 2988) in an official test conducted by Prof. Harold V. Biellier ending on 29 August 1979 at the College of Agriculture, University of Missouri, USA.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness_World_Records

Guinness World Records, known from its inception in 1955 until 1999 as The Guinness Book of Records and in previous United States editions as The Guinness Book of World Records, is a British reference book published annually, listing world records both of human achievements and the extremes of the natural world. Sir Hugh Beaver created the concept in order to settle arguments debated in pubs, and twin brothers Norris and Ross McWhirter co-founded the book in London in August 1955.[3]

https://gwrstore.com/en-us/collections/guinness-world-records-books

$21 per copy from their own store.

https://www.amazon.com/Guinness-World-Records-2025/dp/1913484564

$23 on Amazon.

whatever amount of eggs this guy says is the right number

I'm beyond frustrated that the article doesn't mention either of their positions. Was he right?

Is it always the same "Florida Man" or do they take turns?

That's a blurry picture but dear God are you telling me that man is 44 years old? Chicken farming really takes it out of you, huh?

That outfit is straight fire though.

Overalls are always sexy AF, the knee-high rolled cuffs show off the 'too cool to give a fuck' combo of socks and slippers, but the shirt's on the opposite side of the color wheel for maximum contrast, and the yellow hat adds to the cartoonishly cheerful look.

It's an outfit that screams both "look at me!" And "lol i dgaf". I would absolutely wear the hell out of that outfit. I wouldn't accesorize it with a handgun though.

Two of the victims were arrested for resisting officers.

Typical Florida police state.

"Two of the victims were arrested for resisting officers". MURICA!

Tom Sawyer is really into chickens.

Two of the victims were arrested for resisting officers.

I’m not even surprised at this point.

American one piece ain't fucking around

"Nobody disses my chicken lore!"

The only reason I read the article was to find out the answer!!!

HOW MANY EGGS CAN A CHICKEN LAY???

You got to fight for your beliefs.

Florida back at it again

Jesus he's a walking hillbilly stereotype

Was he right tho?

Guy looks like a GTA player RPing a hillbilly meth head.

Its 37! I keep telling you!

37, and if you keep saying other wise I got a hammer with me and I'm not afraid to use it!

he looks just like Crash Bandicoot in the thumbnail

What's crazy is my daughter and I were in the car and she was telling me that a chicken can only lay up to five eggs. And I was like that's definitely not true, and she said that that's what her teacher said. I said that it's definitely not true, and maybe there's a limit per "egg laying session," if there is such a thing, but even knowing nothing about chickens, I know they lay more than five eggs.

She then went on to say maybe it was how many kittens a cat can have.

So this argument is a very real thing.

My daughter is 7, so I don't expect her to have all the facts just yet.