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Florida man opens fire during argument over how many eggs a chicken can lay: police
(www.rawstory.com)
this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2025
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That's a blurry picture but dear God are you telling me that man is 44 years old? Chicken farming really takes it out of you, huh?
I'd bet alcoholism is a stronger factor than the chicken rearing
No, the chicken farming is definitively the greatest common denominator here. In fact, all alcoholics are chicken farmers but not all chicken farmers are rectangles.
It's the inbreeding. He's his own son.
I believe every chicken farmer is issued this outfit and it instantly makes you look that old.