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Florida man opens fire during argument over how many eggs a chicken can lay: police (www.rawstory.com)

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[–] Endmaker@ani.social 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

That's the joke, no? That they are obviously all different people, but we treat them as one person - with the superhero name Floridaman - who's responsible for all the weird shit.

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago

Have you ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Floridaman - who’s responsible for all the weird shit.

This is the worst movie in the Marvel universe...

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

can't be worse than The Marvels. I went legally blind on that one.