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Florida man opens fire during argument over how many eggs a chicken can lay: police
(www.rawstory.com)
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whatever amount of eggs this guy says is the right number
It’s one or less a day. You can measure the flocks mood by the amount of eggs being laid a week. On weeks with poor sunlight or chilly weather we’d have less than usual.
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I'm trying to start an argument, but the other guy over there says 371 in 364 is the record, which is more than 1 a day.