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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 233 points 3 weeks ago (36 children)

This is actually disgusting, the artist should be ashamed!

Keeping condoms in your wallet can damage them over time and increases the chances of it breaking while in use. Please always keep condoms stored in a cool, dry location and make sure to check the expiration date and inspect for any damage before use. Safety is important!

[–] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Don't want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 32 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

What's the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you're gonna just wear a raincoat?

[–] drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Well if you do you don't want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why would you go back to humans?!

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[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pokerus, or "how no-vaxers think that measles work".

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[–] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Fucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses.

The more you know!

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

excuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 3 weeks ago

capturable gods

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[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

And remember that Pokemon lay eggs for whatever ungodly reason.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

The most disturbing part IMO is that they often insist they're not "real" eggs and nobody really knows how it works.

Now consider that apart from a slip here or there in early material, most pokémon canon assumes there are no non-pokémon animals in this universe. How the hell do they know what a "real egg" is?

[–] deikoepfiges_dreirad@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

no non-pokémon animals

the real question: are humans in Pokémon also pokémon, and if so, do they lay eggs?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The real question ANY of us should be asking, is if humans laid eggs instead of live birth, would we eat our own regularly-laid infertile eggs?

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[–] toomanypancakes@piefed.world 73 points 3 weeks ago

Thanks, I hate it.

[–] swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com 60 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

I don’t get it

Edit: oh now I do, you can choose what evee evolved into and one is vaporeon!

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 103 points 3 weeks ago

Don't research further. Delete your message. This is a friendly warning.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 35 points 3 weeks ago

It's better that way.

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I still don't get it, has vaporeon been sexualised recently ?

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 49 points 3 weeks ago

Run now. Just leave this place and don't look back

[–] EightLeggedFreak@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 29 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'll be the sacrifice to give an answer.

Sorry

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (10 children)

Was expecting something more...human-like after that. This falls well within the bounds of bestiality.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

oh don't worry, they get creative with it.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

It puts the best in bestiality

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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] notarobot@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thank you for your sacrifice. Rest assured that because of you, I will not click it

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I know it’s fictional but the urge for violence is strong.

Do not defile innocent critters! 😭

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 99 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

But imprisoning them to fight eachother is fine?

For the record, im totally with you, just seems weird where we draw lines.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 98 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Well, there's the modern American hysterical mindset in action.

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[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You know the rules. Combat slaves are okay. Sex slaves are not okay.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Oops, i dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong!

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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hi. 47 year old human here.

What?

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sigh. Vaporeon had someone all hot and bothered and they posted a lengthy diatribe on why and it became a meme.

ETA: The pokemon in the picture, Eevee, turns into Vaporeon with the help of a water stone.

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[–] IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCVvCrl5j-A

This is how I found out about the lore. I shall pass this on to you too.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

May I please un-ask my question? Thanks, I hate it.

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[–] mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

well i know eevee-> vaporeon, but based on comments here im too scared to go down the rabbit hole

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don’t know the context, but I understand people on the internet enough to get the gist.

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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm sure yall know about that copy pasta, but did you know that it got a sequel? imma try to find it, I'll be back.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
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