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[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 85 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wonderful. It's 10:43AM right now. I'll start at 5:37PM. Thanks for the tip!

[–] meco03211@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Fuck! It's 5:49PM now. Guess I'll wait until tomorrow to try again.

[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 1 month ago

Haha, No, I cannot

[–] Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social 42 points 1 month ago

Ah damn it's 15:03 I missed it, geuss I'll have to play games some more and try again at 16:00

[–] kubica@fedia.io 32 points 1 month ago

My brain also tries to trick me with that kind of thoughts, but I'm not getting fooled.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] other_cat@piefed.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Boppel@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

im 37. i was diagnosed half a year ago with adhd. now i take medication and started to lurk in this community. i wanted to write "blasphemy" but i see i found a new home 😂 i feel seen

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 23 points 1 month ago

I don't know which arrow to click for this.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

what's next? start working out in april?

[–] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But if I start doing it at 5:37, I'll always have to do it at that exact time.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Correction: if I start at 5:37 I have to stop precisely at 6:37 to have studied for an hour. Much easier to start and stop at 6 and 7. Mhm.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

just because i need to hear this doesn't mean i want to hear this :(

[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Nah, minutes have to be either a multiple of 5 or a power of two, ideally also a perfect square. Hours have to be an even number less than 10 but greater than 3. And not on a weekend, regional holiday, or day immediately preceding or succeeding either.

[–] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

And the form must be filed in triplicate.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

As long as I can spend 23 minutes bitching about having to start at a weird time

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Love this video

[–] guy@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But then I have to stop at an uneven time and that's worse

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

Otherwise how can I keep proper track of how long I've studied? All my statistics will be weird and wonky and wrong!

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m still trying to get out of bed at a reasonable round number… studying? We are definitely building up to that.

[–] anthropomorphized@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Aw Bean, do you have a diagnosis? I was pretty anti-stimulant at first, and have come around on them for this reason. I have a watch that vibrates an hour before I need to be up, take the stim, go back to sleep, and then waking up at my chosen time is easier. My sleep schedule rn is 4a - noon, so my watch buzzes at 11, the pill is in a ramiken, my water cup has a lid so I'm confident the water doesn't have anything in it, sometimes it's still cold. It has taken me 3 years to find a regiment to help wrest some control over my sleep schedule.

[–] joshfaulkner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How did you pick the unroundedest of numbers‽

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That would be 11:17 AM

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

You can also start going down a completely unrelated rabbit hole

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

You're right =(

I don't have to wait another 4 minutes because I missed the :45, I'll go do it now XD

[–] invertedspear@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

FOH with that bullshit.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

I beg to differ.

[–] reactionality@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago

As someone who should study: I just don't.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

i'll wait til 5:73

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

that's not a section in my content though

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

You mean I don't have to wait till 12:07am to decide to do some writing?

[–] python@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Aaah I wish it was studying!! I'm procrastinating on sending in the documents to finally drop out of University, gotta do it until the end of the month ugh (I've stayed signed up for the past 4 years just for the bus ticket and the good cafeteria food)

[–] Coconut1233@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

5:35 am and haven't really started studying

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

5:27 or 5:32… the numbers need to add or subtract for my brain to accept it.

[–] nekbardrun@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

or even better, set a pomodoro.

Maybe even on easy mode (5 or 10 min) to bootstart studying, let it ring once, nod at the pomodoro and keep in the flow.

Or.... if you felt a strong urge to not study in these 5 or 10 min, nod at the pomodoro and says "Thanks Cthullu I'm free from this time prison!" and move on.

I personally hate doing pauses with pomodoro, so I just use it to make sure I did at least one pomodoro unit of time of whatever the fuck I planned to do (But I do pause once I start hitting a wall or getting tired)