I mean, sure, we kinda imbued rocks with lightning and now they can think but it's not magic
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And then we taught those rocks to think in ways we don't really understand, and dedicated cities worth of electrical energy to allow them to think harder and faster, and gave them the means to improve themselves.
It's called computer science and it's not magic and why are you making a pyre
If it's memory bleeds, we can kill it.
It's less bleeding and more leaking, computers don't normally have liquids except for heat mitigation and what's with the stake and rope?
Why is the mercury arc rectifier getting a "what the fuck"? I don't know much about them, are they more magic than glowing rocks, runes, levitation and demon cores?
Just piggy backing this comment to save people a click. A mercury-arc valve is used to convert alternating current (AC) to direct current (DC). It probably got a WTF for how weird it looks and how it looks like a crystal ball when it's working.
Are you telling me that's a full bridge rectifier made of glass, liquid metal and plasma?🧙♂️
no, but they will also kill you (but not by magic)
How so? Can I touch it? Lick it?
These things are under high voltage, so no. And then there's several kg of mercury inside
On this note, one of the best Cosmic Horror shows of all time was Chernobyl on HBO.
A story of a small town affected by forces outside anyone's understanding. Terrible, primal, cosmic power unleashed and uncontained threatening the entire world. It kills indiscriminately in the most horrible ways, melting people alive and contaminating all it touches after escaping a high-security confinement.
A plucky team of brave souls work tirelessly to find some way to stop the monster from burrowing into the Earth and gaining even more power in a race against time.
And what's most amazing is no part of it is exaggerated or sensationalized, it's so accurate to reality that even the actors look like their real-life counterparts. The showrunners went on to work on The Last of Us.
And what’s most amazing is no part of it is exaggerated or sensationalized
That's not true. The show is incredibly accurate for a TV show, but it's still a dramatization and adaptation to western's entertainment. It's not a documentary, and there are many pointed innacuracies.
No black magic here!
From The dudes using candles, incense, and chanting something about the machine spirit while using this:
Let's not forget they're fiddling strange multi pronged metal sticks, muttering about impedance matching, in a giant spiky room with large metal doors.
Lol I totally forgot about those! now that you mention it it does seem like some demonic room that was converted to some sort of spirit communication chamber that I expect in the Department of Control.
Indeed high-frequency electronics only works if the machine spirit is apeased
THEY HAVE STOLEN THE MAGIC SMOKE GET IT BACK
There are universal truths that span time and all eternity. One of those such truths is "The Scooby Doo." That truth states that it is never spirits, demons, apparitions, or anything unearthly that is the cause of the unexplained, but rather It's always someone you know. Usually, the person closest to you.
Frequently some breed of capitalist trying to scam someone
magnets, how do they work
They don't. If they do, it's a union and they have the strongest untouchable force with their own kind.
But you want to know what is magic about physics?
Forces. Forces are definitely observable. But they are fictitious. A photon (force mediator of the electromagnetic force) is a packet of energy on the electromagnetic field that creates a curvature in the electromagnetic field such that two particles with opposing charges (intrinsic charge) has that field curved together, resulting in what an observer would see as a force.
Gravity? The thing keeping everything on the ground? Not real. Just a result of the spacetime field being curved by the presence of energy in it. In order to escape the curve, you have to exchange energy, which is to be a force.
The fact that you knew exactly what I was talking about enough to pull up the relevant XKCD is impressive good sir/ma'am/(actually I don't know what the non binary term would be there. I know military it's "Sir" regardless).
If physics are not magic, then how do you explain magnets? Checkmate.
I picture someone like Grand Mage & Dervish Paul Dirac cracking his Special Relativity knuckles as he takes the challenge, "right then...!"
You might enjoy watching Richard Feynman getting asked how magnets work. It is on youtube.
not a demon (it's worse)
You will spend a week wishing for an eternity of damnation instead.
Invisible forces controlling literally everything!? Nerd magic.
No no no, there are no forces. It's energy controlling invisible fields literally everywhere.
Physics, is it's own terror
Full bridge rectifiers, not even once.
Oh boy, just wait until you hear about zero-crossings and phase-lock loops.
Mercury rectifiers are one of the coolest thing I've ever seen (not in person unfortunately)
Quarks literally named magic, charm, top, bottom, vers.
It took me longer that I'd like to admit to realize that the magic glowing rocks below Paradis in Attack on Titan were just nuclear fuel all along.