If he's so healthy why does he need to dye himself orange?
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Obviously because his natural color is a healthy dark blue with brown hilites.
Did they war against the Phoenicians or the Mesopotamians? I forget.
You're thinking of Hittites. Hilite is a popular japanese van.
My what?
Fixed. Apologies for my drunk grammar.
War paint of his people
He's also the only president that doctor has ever examined.
How many presidents has this doctor examined?
Millions.
Orders of magnitude more. He's examined 20 billion presidents.
Doesn't matter.. Their average age is 10 years before death.
The tears in his eyes were from the stench.
Where's the betting pool? I'm waffling between
"Spasmodically keels over on live TV"
or
"Suddenly decomposes into a hissing puddle of vomit-inducing waste that forces the entire WH property to lockdown from biohazard containment"
I'm good with either, if asap is possible. 🤷🏼♂️
I think he's gonna go on the toilet with an aneurysm while rage tweeting because no one likes him
So, I'll put you down for "the Elvis", then?
What're my odds for sudden seizure on his own golf course, falling out of the cart face first onto the concrete path?
Hmm, on his own course, out of a cart and onto pavement? Slimmer with every caveat, but not zero. 😅🤞🏼
Can't wait for the day that badly animated corpse finally stops moving.
Donald the Hut
The tears were from Trump’s… unique scent (which, granted, is an unconfirmed rumor, but I completely believe it).
Old people just start smelling weird as a baseline after awhile, I used to work estate sales you could tell when a family lived there versus a single or pair of old people. It's fucking bizarre, also it's one of my arguments for multigenerational housing on a single property at minimum.
Fake news. The doctor with tears in their eyes would have said “Sir”.
That doctor must have been a coroner.
Narrator: The doctor had never examined a president before now.
Oh yeah you just reminded us that during his speech standing up on stage in front of all the United States army generals, Trump little penis hole was peeing into a tube funneled down his pants collecting his urine into a plastic bag tied around his ankle.
If Iron Man can piss in his suit why can’t the president?
Ok if that's where the bar has to be, can we at least trade in Robert Downey Jr to be our president?
Only if he keeps the suit on
At this point I’d even prefer RDJ's piss as president
jfc. this idiot can't stop lying.
I'm not even sure that he's lying. I feel like there is an equally large chance that the doctor was blackmailed into saying something like that. Wouldn't even have to be the command of trump - his followers are equally interested in making their hero feel special.
Miller et all are perpetrating elder abuse. Trump's an old senile piece of shit, but he seems to be being taken advantage of by younger, eviler pieces of shit.
Heritage Foundation has been running the show behind the scenes for years. Where the hell have you been?
Buddy, Heritage Foundation isn't even the main organization. it's one of many child orgs under the CNP (Council for National Policy). Check out the documentary called Bad Faith to see the bigger picture.