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[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think he's gonna go on the toilet with an aneurysm while rage tweeting because no one likes him

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So, I'll put you down for "the Elvis", then?

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

What're my odds for sudden seizure on his own golf course, falling out of the cart face first onto the concrete path?

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Hmm, on his own course, out of a cart and onto pavement? Slimmer with every caveat, but not zero. 😅🤞🏼