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I'm sending her money so she can meet me at the airport tomorrow! She's fleeing...!
Good friend. It's me, her acquantince she mentioned once. She asked me to reach out that ran into trouble and needs $2000 sent to this crypto address 4837DDJFRJFHDH34SDTODUVJS in the next 12 hours or she's going to die and you'll be arrested and I'll need $5k to that address to protect you.
Thanks for the key, it activated Windows 11 for me
Sick, it activated my Linux, too!
It's also a WinRAR license key
Dang, I wish I could afford Ubuntu Pro.
How the fuck do people do it? Like is there something else more wrong with me?
It says it's AI. It reads like an AI. I'm desperately lonely too, but it doesn't remotely come close to even a hint of being a real person.
Maybe it's the user interface? The constant awareness of the AI girlfriend URL?
When I play videogames, I know I'm not ACTUALLY driving a racecar, but I still have fun.
I think it has something to do with the person needing something other than a human relationship. Its like those lifesize dolls that some guys are into. They meet needs that are different to a human relationship.
I really think it’s people craving a non-threatening, no-stakes “intimate” relationship
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If you were the result of your bloodline, they would not be watching from heaven.
The concept of a bloodline is incoherent.
Since the number of direct ancestors doubles every generation you go back, individual lineage is closer to a bowl of spaghetti than a family tree.
Every generation you go back, you share less and less genetic markers. You share exactly 50% of your DNA with each parent, about 25% with each grandparent etc. Eventually you'll find a direct ancestor with whom you share no DNA markers. It's 12 generations back, on average.
So, go back a few hundred years, and you're not genetically related to anybody. Go back a thousand, and everyone's list of ancestors is indistinguishable.
...So you're saying it's OK to fuck my cousin
If he's okay with it, I don't see any issues.
Depends on how far removed the cousin is. Literally.
Nice, she moved like 1,000 miles away, so it's SO on next family reunion!
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That's assuming you have a family tree and not a family column.
99.5% of your bloodline probably thinks this is a great idea and is excited to meet your kids.
That tracks, my current living bloodline doesn't understand the AI isn't real.
Children are a luxury, and having children is not profitable now.
Don't know if it's better or worse than me jacking off for 4 hours. Regardless my ancestors would probably fully understand. They'd still be disappointed for a myriad of reason.
How does one jack for 4 hours?
Autism and being descended from some very horny people.
Coke, meth, speed etc
Its possible to do sober you just gotta be a little fucky in the head
He is the Goonmaster. The chosen one, prophesized by the ancients, to save us from a dark evil. By his hand, he will lead us into salvation. Praise be /u/vaultdweller013! May his sword remain strong, and his hand firm, for dark days be ahead of us.
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AI girlfriends are good for helping with that.
They absolutely wouldn't be, I'm aromantic hypersexual. I don't need thine petty emotions for such acts. Also I won't lower myself to the level of speaking to the inbred cousins of Bonzi buddy.
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no ones entire bloodline is white males
Yea but the rest don't get into heaven
The women are standing in the back where it gets a bit blueish and blurry.
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You have given in to your inner animal and your weakness very strongly, and therefore you will have to repent very sincerely lol. :3
nah my inner animal is a banana slug. well one of them is a wolf pretending to be a banana slug, the other wolf is pretending to be a particle physicist
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