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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 3 points 1 hour ago

It wasn't that bad, but it was absolutely overrated. Good soundtrack though.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

Even 4chan can't deny how good the soundtrack is

[–] doomcanoe@sh.itjust.works 28 points 7 hours ago

Your boos mean nothing, I've seen what makes you cheer.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 14 points 7 hours ago

On the one hand, I didn't like it that much when it came out. It's not that I hated it or hated on it, just wasn't my thing. Mario games were far superior platforming experience all around, in my opinion.

Graphics for the time and platform were great. If you weren't there at the time and your frame of reference is modern (32-bit or later) graphics, of course they suck. But that's hardly fair or objective, when it comes to understanding why they were well-regarded AT THAT TIME.

But, I'll add this: A number of my friends' kids were introduced to 8-bit and 16-bit games first, in lieu of exposing them to toxic modern phone/tablet games. And the SNES Donkey Kong game(s) were/are amongst the games that the kids enjoyed and played the most. So, there's something to that, if you ask me.

[–] TheGreenWizard@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Idk, I think the game was pretty sick

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 hours ago

I have a solid memory of my roommate and I hitting Mine Cart Madness, and when I finally made it through we whooped and hollered so much the upstairs neighbor got mad and came down to shush us, at 4 PM on a Saturday

[–] frenchfryenjoyer@lemmings.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I played Donkey Kong Country on a Gameboy Colour (I had a SNES but never got the SNES version) and I thought it was one of the best games ever 😭 still remember tryin to get past that mine cart level lol

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

It looked pretty good for the time. Couldnt do real time 3D rendering and also be fast (StarFox was truly 3D; but iirc also ran at like 15fps and had to use a special chip in the cart to do that), so they compromised with sprites made from pre-rendered 3D models.

It also had great level design and memorable music.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 6 hours ago

You could start Starfox without the extra chip if you did some trick with the cartridge, but there were big black bits on the screen or something? It sorta worked but it sucked. I can't remember any more details than that.

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 22 points 10 hours ago

The sound design was amazing. I can still hear the boing from jumping on a tire. The success jingle echos still.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

I can’t stand most platformers, but particularly older ones. It’s maddening to play within such small visual areas. If I have to consistently guess what’s on the other end of a jump in a game about controlling my jumps, you’ve fucked up completely as a developer. Donkey Kong is awful at letting you know what exists in front of you within a timely manner.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 14 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] OopsOverbombing@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Well at the time he was going by Puff Daddy

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 48 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

No pre-order bonus

No battle pass

not even skins

Video game disregarded.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

the chain smoking and hard drugs of video game's

[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 146 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

The reward for 101% was getting 101% ya muppet. Does this idiot think people play games for intangible pointless achievements instead of having fun? It must fucking suck going through life needing an extra reward for doing something fun.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 29 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Meanwhile, the reward for 100%ing a game in 2025 is… a ribbon on your Steam account.

[–] hushable@lemmy.world 19 points 16 hours ago
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[–] 5in1k@lemmy.zip 10 points 13 hours ago

I remember the reviews of the first re release for the GBA, they were similar to this one from 4chan.

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 31 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 52 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Soundtrack is pretty good I guess?

Invalid opinion. Soundtrack is peak.

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[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 121 points 21 hours ago (12 children)

Anyone tell that fool that CRTs were literally the only kind of TV that existed at the time

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