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If you've heard about the “pip boy” you’re gonna love the new Incel-erator 5000
pace yourself - 5 beers/hour
Man's going into the date at marathon pace
No politics unless feminist?
It’s a good rule for life. :)
I assumed this was a cheat sheet with the dating profile of someone they were meeting from online dating, but judging by the comments i misinterpreted. Why would someone need a cheat shret with their own name and not know what their own job is?
Because it's their catfish identity I guess.
PACE YOURSELF! 5 beers/hour
Open bottle of tequila
You're not following the instructions!
It doesn't limit tequilas/hr
Tequila isn’t a beer, there were no rules stated about tequila, thus there are no rules against drinking tequila, it’s fair game.
you have to pregame at least enough to be able to talk to the girls and not just hide in a corner
My talking to girls level is two drinks past pushing rope territory.
Damn man, that blows.
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"Name: Michael" in case he isn't following instructions.
Holy shit, are we still on Grey's Anatomy?
Is that show still going?
it sure is! I proxy watch it by being in the same room as my wife!
Oh man this is years ago but my ex used to watch it (may still no idea) and when that plotline with Katherine hegl and her ghost husband was happening I remember lifting my head from my laptop and going "wait what?!" And then laughing my ass off.
Then you might have missed the show’s most unhinged moment where a gun hidden in a woman’s vaginal cavity goes off and shoots a patient.
Damn, that's some longevity. Are any of the original cast still around?
Looks like these three have held on.
Can't really blame them.
Hell yeah, that's some job security lol
Plus for Pompeo, being the titular character means job security for a lot more than just her.
@kindnessispunk@lemmy.ca does it seem like her heart is still in it?
Honestly yes but it seems like it might be one of those things where the cast is just fun to work with so everyone's having a good time.
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This has got to be at least a few years out of date. Kanye is on the avoid list, and he’s not really relevant lately. And that income in the finance field isn’t going to impress gold diggers. FNAF is a bit dated at this point too, isn’t it?
FNAF has a new game and a collab with Dead by Daylight
A new FNAF game released just a couple days ago, can you believe it?
I kind of love that Kanye had that breakdown where he released the Heil Hitler track and went to twitter posting all caps shit saying he was a nazi, and the internet's collective reaction seems to have just kind of rolled their eyes and move on. Just pure apathy. It's not shocking or contreversial, more "Yeah, we all figured that out ages ago. Fuck off."
My college aged students are still pretty big on FNAF so probably not dated. Ye would be a terrible conversation starter by today's standards, though, even more so than whenever this was made, lol. "So, how to you feel about Nazi sympathisers?"
Hum, 75-100k for a finance something isn't a lot I think. I mean, I know this is a joke but that sounds wrong.
On a side note, I'd love to talk about with him about all the points under "topic to avoid"!
I see you also like to poke the bear lol. Seriously with me no topic is off limit I'll challenge every opinion someone has doesn't mean I disagree with it.
Also Boston Celtics are no? Because Boston is racist AF?
Depends on what in "finance" and where. Assuming not sales or trading the salaries come down quite a bit depending on job level.
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Are people touchy about Tornadoes?
Probably over overly enthusiastic which can be a bad thing in the Midwest during tornado season.
Midwest here.
a tornado once broke into my house and raped my cat. this is why when I see one of those sumbitches I shoot at it.
the only good tornado is a dead tornado.
I mean like storm chasers.
like riders on the storm?
Not the "getting laid" vibe.
Yeah... those old hippies with their "be yourself" and "let it all hang out" - clearly the key to life is to wear a mask. Such enlighten. So fulfillment.
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Thats why you go for femboys! He is a bro with a hole!!!
5 beers / hour
including the Titanic
B-b-but...
Oh, relax - your heart will go on.
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