this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2025
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[โ€“] mastod0n@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago
[โ€“] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 120 points 2 days ago (11 children)

This was a lot funnier at 3am ๐Ÿ™

[โ€“] tomi000@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Shame Im only reading it now :/

Wouldve liked to laugh even harder

[โ€“] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

3am is a state of mind.

[โ€“] originaltnavn@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

It is ca. 1 pm here, and I am amused. Thank you for your funny picture random person on the internet :)

I really loved it thanks

[โ€“] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

It's funny now

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[โ€“] 90s_hacker@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

I laughed so hard at this, you have no idea

[โ€“] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 59 points 3 days ago (2 children)

mango?

that's a pineapple.

ugh this people who don't even know what fruits are.

[โ€“] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And those aren't even real men and women, it's just pictures of them! Smh my head

I have a man,

I have pineapple,

Pineappleman?

Penpineappleappleman?

[โ€“] angband@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

I think they want a mango, but I am told pineapple makes it taste yummy. So I had a little trouble wondering if I couldn't see the joke.

Is this loss?

[โ€“] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Orange you glad the man go?

[โ€“] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I'll be glad if the orange man go

[โ€“] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

this is truly a reddit moment isn't it

Pineapplego

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 2 days ago

I have a man, I have a pineapple.

Pineappleman!

pineappo ๐Ÿ˜Š

[โ€“] konalt@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

That's a watermelon

[โ€“] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 days ago
[โ€“] plerwf@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[โ€“] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Pinecone? I don't get it...

[โ€“] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works 51 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[โ€“] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] lobut@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Oka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sigh

โ˜๏ธ

[โ€“] AnxiousDuck@feddit.it 21 points 3 days ago

Man, an ass

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Such is mango

[โ€“] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Man come

Weird orange

[โ€“] TurboHarbinger@feddit.cl 5 points 2 days ago

Weird banana

[โ€“] ieatmeat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Cotton eye joe

[โ€“] chocrates@piefed.world 8 points 2 days ago

This makes me unreasonably annoyed. Good for you OP!

[โ€“] Visstix@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

He's just saying his safe word after coming

When the rain washes you clean, ananas

[โ€“] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Move aside

And let the pineapple through

Let the pineapple through

Move aside

And let the pineapple through

Let the pineapple through through

BUM BUM, BU BUM , BUM BUM BUM, BUM BUM BUM BUMM

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