Who could have seen this coming.
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They were totally blindsided
Hope it hurts.
Did anyone else get ai vibes while reading the article? Idk if it's just me but the writing seemed so generic like something chat gpt spits out.
Yes.
Mark my words Republicans will turn to using convict labor to harvest crops before they ever turn on Trump or admit any faults.
Step1: Round up undocumented immigrants and criminals.
Step2: Put them in prison for “crimes”.
Step3: Profit! Lease them to farms for $1 a day. Since slavery is legal if you are incarcerated. Republicans are going to build an entire underclass of criminals who will do these jobs.
Bonus: None of the brown people or criminals will be able to vote because they are now felons. Farmers will cry and vote Republican if anyone even suggests doing away with the prison industrial system.
So slavery with more steps?
Not that many steps really.
Texas can survive all on its own!
It's too bad that I don't give a fuck about farmers who voted to arrest their workforce. Put on a cowboy hat and harvest your produce yourself. This is what you wanted.
If you didn't notice, I also hate cowboys.
I thought I was the only one who thought this. I've never met someone wearing a cowboy hat who had integrity.
They voted for this.
Let them figure it out.
If you own property, start a garden. You’re likely going to need it.
" you vote for what i campaigned, on deal with it"-trump
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I'm sure there are plenty of Republicans willing to take a job for shit pay that is back breaking and dangerous right?
Good news, Texans: the tailor that makes bootstraps didn't vanish overnight
Finally the jerbs they wanted arrived. So lucky. /s
It really is wonderful, I could only wish to have the government give me my dream job, and these Republicans just get handed a golden opportunity, it's like Charlie and the golden ticket, I will go down and congrat them on the big winnings and bestest deals while they are knee deep in pig shit
I wonder how many of these farmers in Texas voted for Trump? My guess is the majority of them. You reap what you sow.
Actually this year is "Nobody reaps what you've sown and it rots in the field" but that's not as succinct.
It's one of those rare moments when both something and its opposite are objectivelly true.
Phase 2: Prison labor
It also carries the side “benefit” of getting farm owners (and, indirectly, anyone who cares about being able to eat food) complicit in and supportive of the “person who didn’t do anything wrong -> detention” pipeline as it ramps up and expands.
You heard it here first.
Even "better", only people with the right connections will have access to this slave labour, so only very wealthy or very Fascist farmers will get their harvests harvested.
Win, win, win for Fascism in the US.
No, that's phase 3. Phase 2 is foreclosures, bankruptcy, and buying at insanely discounted rates. THEN it's ~~slave~~prison labor.
You're still off by 1, before you can have prison labor they're going to have to make disagreeing with the government punishable by forced labor. Then they're going to farm all of the social media and lock everyone up.
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I have been predicting the return of slavery wide scale via prisoners for years.
It's already been going on, now it will just increase in scale. The ICE detainees are being used for labor in the detention centers for fuck's sake! At least prisoners are directly exempt in the law for being convicted of a crime (however corrupted the concept might be), detainees waiting for processing aren't convicted of shit.
Predicting? I mean.....you're a little late, bub. That shit's been happening since the 80s. Blame Reagan.
One of the few things Reagan did that was ok was granting amnesty to migrant workers.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_Reform_and_Control_Act_of_1986
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Phase 3: Expansion of laws to criminalise any vauge behaviour the govt decides is unacceptable.
When everyone is guilty, you can extort the funded class to look the other way and exploit the unfunded class by imprisonment and forced Labor. The legal system will be saturated by arrests for 'disorderly conduct', 'resistimg arrest' and 'anti-governmemt activities' faster than the courts can keep up with tossing out bogus charges. If you have money,you post bail and try really hard to behave yourself and not rock the boat. If you don't have money, it's off to the work farms for you.
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inb4 they make children and prisoners do it
why use prisoners? they are detaining countless immigrants, they might put them on forced labour.
so Immigrants will have to work the fields for no pay.
Hang on, I've seen this one before.
fascism without slave labour is like a bike without wheels
Yeah, immigrant prisoners.
So that was written by AI, right?
You telling me that "Animal planet HQ" might not be a reliable political news source?
Disappointing to see such slop so heavily upvoted just because it fits what people want to see.
It really felt like it, but it has a human’s name on the byline, fwiw. And there were some “rounded corners” that made me think a person edited it a fair bit.
human’s name on the byline
In a different magazine they used human names for their AI. Turned out the profile pics came from ThesePeopleDoNotExist
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