That looks like 50 lbs of weed.
Could you imagine just leaving 40 lbs of weed in a closet like that?
I hope they contacted the authorities about that 30 lbs of weed.
The last thing anyone needs when renting is to be responsible for 20 lbs of weed.
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What weed?
Put the part about contacting the authorities about 20 lbs at the end, and you have the perfect joke.
What 20 lbs? They just caught a guy with a few ounces on him...
You can still get in trouble for just those few grams in some jurisdictions.
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10 pounds of weed? What 5 pounds of weed? There's no 3 pounds of weed here!
With homelessness exploding due to how the asset-owning Parasite Class is jacking rents into the stratosphere, why is any residential property vacant at this time?
Vacant residential properties should be taxed out the nose - well above any rent or price appreciation - until they are occupied by legitimate tenants.
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Are those all drugs? I thought they were just clothes in those vacuum pack space saver things until I saw the one with weed.
Edit: Oh I guess it's all weed, just some of the packaging isn't totally see through.
Me too, for a second there, I'm thinking, tidiest squatters ever!
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What am I looking at here? I'm guessing that's weed?
I’ll need a couple bags to test and make sure. Maybe 3-4 to get enough to determine 100%. I’ll get the results back to you in a couple of months.
I can only hope you're a dab hand at this. It's high time someone provided answers!
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NGL, my boy's lucky he didn't get shot, much less disappeared.
Yeah that's $150k+ right there in a lot of states. These aren't just hippies skipping rent.
Back in pre-legit days, one could get paid "in product" for a few months' work, and even at local market rates (~$1.1k/lb) could improve those wages 10x — if you knew how to get it to NYC, etc. (something something goldfish bulk boxes are foil-lined something something overnight shipping something something "holiday" care package cough)
The sheer amount of it makes me think that tampering with it will get you in trouble with some bad people
Yeah, I wouldn't mess with the kind of people who own that much, or even let on that I'd seen it.
I guess it depends on where you're at? Those look like ounces not pounds, honestly not that much value even if they were pounds, especially if you're in a place where it's legal.
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What do you do with so much weed if you can't sell it? There's some preservation method? Like weed jam or weed pickles?
Make weed butter and leave it in the freezer. Use it to make mind blowing edibles whenever you want. Keeps for about a year.
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That was gonna be my question. So how would you offload it before it goes bad?
Does weed go bad?
It gets dry and unpleasant to smoke, but the "quality" is actual drug doesn't really go bad or expire.
It can go moldy, though. Always check your weed with a UV light, especially if it’s not from a legal dispensary, you don’t wanna smoke mold.
I left some weed in the balcony for a month and then tried to smoke it and fucked up my throat and gave me the shittest high I ever had.
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That's not true. Weed is an organic matter and it decay.
Yea the cannibanoids break down in heat and make the high less fun and more zombie/sleepy after a year or two. There is also risk of mold or going too dry depending on storage conditions.
Make butter and freeze it
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In Canada that's what your grandma grows in her backyard.
I appreciate that it is at least mostly organized on the shelves. It adds a level of professionalism.
What was the conflict--he didn't want to evict squatters? Or he didn't know what to do once he found the stash?
I think the moral conflict is to call the police or just keep the stash.
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What would I do? Contemplate where the fuck I went so ethically wrong in my life that I became a landlord, that's what.
Idk dude that's tough. Less I'd 100% keep, but where I'm at this much weight probably belongs to a cartel or gang, and that sounds like it would be a pretty bad idea, I might have to report it (maybe just keep a little.)
If I know it's just some grow op of random dudes though (like, if they look like wooks), mine.
I thought the white ones were powder and I felt a lot less conflicted. but I see now that it looks lumpy, like more weed
I mean unless she wanted to enter the drug trafficking business, there's not much to do, hide away a few packages and then call the cops
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