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[–] Flamekebab@piefed.social 198 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Any time anyone on here wants to repost one of these things - at least try to find the uncensored version. LET'S KILL THIS IDIOTIC PRO-ADVERTISER CENSORSHIP BOLLOCKS!

Here's an uncensored copy.

[–] bestagon@lemmy.world 53 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don’t even know who this shit is for. I see the censored memes far more on lemmy than I do any other social media platform. Is this all coming from facebook? Because they themselves are often screenshots of content from tumblr or twitter

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 28 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

TikTok is notoriously very strict with censorship, and that leaked into Instagram and Facebook even though they are a bit more lenient.

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[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

W*y ar* pe*ple s* fucking ups*t w*th a b*t of cunting c*nsorship? Sur*ly *t do*sn't shitting m*tter *f som*one w*nts t* c*nsor s*me of the*r twatting w*rds?

[–] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

People internalizing the censorship and starting to self-censor is one of the worst effects of social media.

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[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 18 points 11 months ago

It says my passwords have been exposed but I am protected by the knights who say ni

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 84 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Unrelated, but has anyone lost a fucked up dog? It's really aggressive and doesn't answer to any name:

[–] SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Plot twist: she knew and didn't care. "Its a doggish canine social enough to accepts the pets, a couple rabies shots and its good enough for me."

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Have you tried the name "Steve"? He looks like he might be a Steve..

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[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

We had a Shiba Inu-mutt named Konoha (rip girlie!) that legit looked like a smaller coyote. This could actually be a larger version of her.

Made me smile!

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[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

extra long skinny snout, might be an anteater. if you can get an anteater to use a toilet, that's a friend.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Bonus@piefed.social 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)
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[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 63 points 11 months ago (17 children)
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[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 51 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 9 points 11 months ago

That's one fucking nice kitty right there!

[–] dr_robotBones@reddthat.com 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] dr_robotBones@reddthat.com 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ok, I figured. Maybe I'll finally check it out.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Clear your schedule.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's good but after a few seasons it starts feeling repetitive.

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[–] Snowcano@startrek.website 10 points 11 months ago

Looks like Trailerpark Boys

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 33 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Raccoons are very friendly…

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Urban raccoons are starting to figure out that being friendly means snacks

[–] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (4 children)

so are we looking at 30 years tops for common domestication?

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

If they are ever domesticated they are gonna be annoying as pets since they literally have hands. They will be able to open anything you can open.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

AFAIK raccoons are already manageable pets up until they hit puberty. Then they get batshit crazy and feral, and it's best to let them go, so all in all it's not worth it. However, while I'm not sure it's a perfect analogy, but there was a domestication experiment spanning over several decades with foxes, and it's still ongoing. Those particular foxes are somewhat more domesticated, but still utterly loud, kept in kennels, they still piss everywhere, etc. - and raccoons aren't even halfway there.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 11 months ago

the raccoon build is still minmaxxing interaction/loot, who domesticates who is still waged

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[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 31 points 11 months ago (5 children)

except when they go full spider-monkey on your ass when you're taking out the garbage and they jump out of your bin at mach 10 as they screech their battle cry inches from your face. Based on a true story.

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[–] Trabic@lemmy.today 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

… you think maybe it’s because they want snacks?

[–] Lupus@feddit.org 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Huh, maybe they are just some sort of fucked up cat.

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[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My grandpa had a pet racoon way back in the day. He said it was a good pet except it was incapable of managing its mischief and tearing stuff up to see if anything good was inside.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was friends with a young raccoon that was being rehabbed by a family friend. The lil dude was already imprinted on people so he couldn't be released into the wild. He and I could match each other's energy and we'd get into so much trouble together. Then he grew up and got fat and lazy. I was very disappointed because he was no longer an agent of chaos and I was.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 17 points 11 months ago

raccoons make great friends but terrible pets. their shit is full of pathogens harmful to humans. smart compared to skunks, same story. adorable friends, destructive little ninjas when you're not paying attention.

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

I'm reminded of the movie Long Way North where a heavily-accented sailor tells a girl about a dog that lives on the ship: "He is punished. He chews the rigging and steals."

[–] jjmoldy@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

The only close interaction I've ever had with a raccoon was when one perched on a fence post and was hissing and swiping at my dog, who was going apeshit. So yeah I can see how someone might confuse them for weird cats.

[–] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)
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