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[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 30 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Raccoons are very friendly…

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 37 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Urban raccoons are starting to figure out that being friendly means snacks

[–] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (4 children)

so are we looking at 30 years tops for common domestication?

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

AFAIK raccoons are already manageable pets up until they hit puberty. Then they get batshit crazy and feral, and it's best to let them go, so all in all it's not worth it. However, while I'm not sure it's a perfect analogy, but there was a domestication experiment spanning over several decades with foxes, and it's still ongoing. Those particular foxes are somewhat more domesticated, but still utterly loud, kept in kennels, they still piss everywhere, etc. - and raccoons aren't even halfway there.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 17 points 14 hours ago

If they are ever domesticated they are gonna be annoying as pets since they literally have hands. They will be able to open anything you can open.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 15 hours ago

the raccoon build is still minmaxxing interaction/loot, who domesticates who is still waged

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 28 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

except when they go full spider-monkey on your ass when you're taking out the garbage and they jump out of your bin at mach 10 as they screech their battle cry inches from your face. Based on a true story.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

You sure that was a raccoon? Could have been a wolverine… yeah, let’s shift the blame on wolverines instead…

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This happened to my room mate and was hilarious, I still love raccoons.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Did he say "bub"?

[–] Trabic@lemmy.today 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 10 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

… you think maybe it’s because they want snacks?

[–] Lupus@feddit.org 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Huh, maybe they are just some sort of fucked up cat.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

What do you mean by that? What are you saying? That they’re mad? Mad, mad cats?