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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 12 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Those of you questioning Krilling - he's not op in fighting, just in the babe department.

[–] PillowTalk420@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

He is the champion of dying.

[–] justsquigglez@lemm.ee 12 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

To be fair, I believe he IS the strongest pure human in DBZ cannon, so in some sense he's OP in fighting. Just not against the show's usual villains after the OG Dragon Ball lol

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

He's not even OP against the villains IN the OG Dragon Ball. He gets his ass handed to him by a Red Ribbon Army guy.

Dude you're making fun of a kid. And it's funny.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Or like the kids say: extremely op on the rizz

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 20 points 8 hours ago

Hey! Vsauce, Michael here. Did you know I can kick your ass? But what does it mean to kick? And what is an ass? Turns out, kicking means fucking and ass means your mom.

[–] tatann@lemm.ee 17 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Where's Homer ? I've seen the guy fall hundreds of meters and not die

(Also hot wife)

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Krillin

Overpowered

Okay yamcha

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Why does nobody kill yamcha!? -- Joey Wheeler

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago (1 children)

Vegeta killed Yamcha once, and Buu killed him a second time.

Technically it wasn't even Vegeta, it was just the little green men that Vegeta and Nappa had seeds for.

Krillian was actually alive to see that death.

As for the death by Buu, that was being turned to chocolate and then being eaten.

Krillian still has him beat on number of deaths, picking up an extra death on planet Namak.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 24 points 11 hours ago

None of them match god though.

[–] Bieren@lemmy.world 18 points 11 hours ago

Beards and hair grow out of the brain. The less hair on the head, the bigger the brain. More hair, smaller brain.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 53 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

This is the only exception I can think of:

Pete Hornberger (from 30 Rock) with the chyron reading "Pete, Powerless Bald"

[–] errer@lemmy.world 19 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

What about this bald little shit

Overpowered at pure fucking hatred

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Krillin is very much stoppable.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 24 points 12 hours ago (14 children)

He's still the strongest human alive. By Terrestrial standards, he's indestructible.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Master Roshi ain't dead yet.

[–] baatliwala@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

No one dies in Dragonball anyway lol

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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago

No Samuel L. Jackson?

[–] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 14 points 11 hours ago (6 children)

Yet no one is called Baldwin.

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 29 points 13 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works 29 points 13 hours ago
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago

One Punch Man's hair fell out from his extreme work out routine (that isn't extreme at all). So like a reverse Goku.

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[–] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 13 hours ago
[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Baldness can either cripple you, or make a man of you.

Once you accept it. Rock it. Own it... well, IT at least doubles in size, results may vary.

I will not be taking questions, please refer to the Mr. Sins. If he is not available, Sir Stewart will happy to demonstrate on your mother.

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly I think you're right. The guys who accept and own their baldness achieve a higher level of self confidence and it shows in how we perceive them

The bald dude who runs the bike shop that's turning my bichael into a micycle? He's one of the happiest dudes I know.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

i know 2 and 3 are known for their sauce and 4 for cleaning it

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 7 points 12 hours ago
[–] Master@lemm.ee 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Because extra testosterone is linked to hair loss. Working out heavily creates extra testosterone. At some point most men have to choose between keeping their hair or having a functional dick.

All the people in ops pic chose their dick!

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)
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