this post was submitted on 19 May 2025
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 32 minutes ago

First online username + last online username

Necro-File Kolanaki.

Uh... I was 9 and didn't know "necrophilia" was a thing, just that "necro" was Greek/Latin for "dead." The name was supposed to be a reference to a 404 error... 😫

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 34 minutes ago

I've never changed my name, so my first and last name are the same.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 43 minutes ago

Hmm, I don't think Barrington Mc Shagathy sounds like a hooker name, at all.

[–] gabbath@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Nice try, FBI!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Y'all are getting paid‽

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago

Seems like 7 words would be kind of awkward

[–] TheTurner@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Ahah, mine is the same as...

Oh. Fuck.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not giving you my real name!

[–] doug@lemmy.today 3 points 4 hours ago
[–] doug@lemmy.today 50 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

They’re called “sex workers” these days, in an effort to stress it’s work.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 42 points 16 hours ago

It seems like harder work then most of what I have done tbh.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 15 hours ago

Your mom was a sex worker hooker.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I think everything can be synthesized down to truth and circumstance. And at times we try to do harm reduction, but it ends up coming right back into our face.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 23 points 15 hours ago

ends up coming right back into our face.

I believe that's extra

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 10 hours ago

Rover 21st Ave.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Hi, I'm Biggus Dickus. Nice to meet you.

[–] faultyproboscus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 3 points 4 hours ago

He has a wife you know

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 16 points 16 hours ago
[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 7 points 13 hours ago

Nice try, I would never tell you my name is Mike Jones.

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 10 points 16 hours ago

first last ; the prostitute

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 15 hours ago
[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 16 hours ago

Danuführe Kalmann?