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[–] [email protected] 171 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I took a fat, greasy shit today.

Yeah, I admit it.

And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.

But why am I bringing this up?

For two reasons:

  1. Because no topic is off limits and
  2. Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

There are some things that need to be done in moderation.

For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.

Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.

Carry on.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They do, but only when you’re not looking.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

More useful than the original.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

South Park joke about Chipotle making you shit your pants

Chipoltaway ad

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Ok coca cola corp

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

This cracked me up.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The “Carry on” at the end - like he’s stopped you in the street to share this nugget of wisdom, and is giving you a firm pat on the shoulder before sending me on your way.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I like to think he is saying that to himself because he interrupted his porn binge to post this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nothing like a good wank to clear the mind and uncover fundamental truths about the universe

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)

"No topic is off limits" and "Be aware of indulgences in your life" are, in my opinion, great pieces of advice that you should apply to your close ones. However, LinkedIn is definitely not the place for this.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

as someone that never took anything worthwhile out of linkedin, i kind of like that people post this stuff there :P

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

This is solidly Facebook.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's amazing how someone's job description can say "Scammer" in so many more words.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I had to look up what "digital real estate" is and best i can tell it's something like real estate in the metaverse, hoarding website domains, or some other bullshit

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

The future is a dead mall. If you have the time, this is a great documentary on it. Line Only Goes Up is great by him too.

https://archive.org/details/the-future-is-a-dead-mall-decentraland-and-the-metaverse

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just about everything Dan Olson does is amazing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Mantracks is amazing

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago

Linkedin is comedy heaven, I always lough with the content.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Theres 2 kinds of men, those who jerk off and fucking liars.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

true but... linkedin?

linkedin?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

you mean the same porn industry that makes billions a year, you mean you are the single person funding them! I couldnt think that people watch that stuff.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just like that one kid who got caught buying a dime bag of weed. They directly and solely funded terrorism.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It has to be true no one else did the drugs!

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago

Imagine not looking at porn at work, couldn't be me

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

There are A LOT of things that are off limits in the workplace.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Capitalism is a helluva drug.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Worked with a guy who was obsessed with Tim Ferris and his 'Opening the Kimono' philosophy on transparency.

Dude took it really far when he pushed for nude events and "Tell All's" at our company retreat.

Later quit to run some crypto scam.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

He’s got a very valid point with #2 though

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

kinda confusing

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