My bodies interal clock is spot on 99.9999% of the time. The one time it's wrong and im late for my own funeral
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I used to need a bunch of them, then I got old and started going to bed at 9 almost every night and now I wake up within five minutes of 7 o clock EVERY day.
Probably would have been that way all along if not for all the drugs and alcohol I guess
I think it is Wii Rod, not weirod.
My wife will sometimes say she’s setting a “mental alarm” when she’d like to get up at a certain time but it’s not actually critical to be awake then and she tends to wake up right around then. There are plenty of times she wakes up one minute before her real alarm, too.
Your wife's probably a witch bro. Tomorrow she'll say she regularly gets a good night's sleep. Witches man, I'm telling you.
I’ve done the e wake up <5 minutes before my alarm lots of times. The problem is then I go right back to sleep and snooze the alarm for the next 8-24 minutes and end up late.
I kinda have to figure out when i want to wake up before i go to bed, and then it's enough. I have never used an alarm in 20 years. I just know when i wanna be up and i wake up before it. Sue me.
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The trick is to figure out how long you sleep naturally and go to sleep that amount of time before you need to wake up. Doesn't work for insomniacs unfortunately.
I use an alarm, but 9/10 times I wake within 10 minutes before the alarm.
My body has started doing this and I hate it.
Just drink a ton of vodka. You’ll never have to worry about waking up before your alarm goes off.
The worst part is when its a weekend and your alarm isn't going off at 6am but your body wakes up at 5:50 with a paniced feeling amyway
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Why don't you people proofread these things before posting?
You think we’re a bunch of weirods?
Just your bodies internal clock.
tyops improove engagement
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I don't think there's a bigger bliss in this world than waking up randomly at night, looking over at the clock and realizing it's still early as fuck so you can go back to sleep 🤤
- wakes up in the middle of the night
- realises it's 4 am, need to wake up at 5am
- can't fall asleep for 45min ..
- no profit
There is, it's waking up early thinking you're late to work / school only to realize you've woken early and today is your day off
When I was a kid, I would set an alarm for like 2am, just for this. I was a dumb kid (now not a kid...)
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I am all of these depending on how depression/anxiety has been treating me lately
My cat has a more precise internal clock than humans could ever engineer.
Hint: it wakes up so punctually because it can hear the mice scratching in the walls, who are reacting to your boiler starting to heat the pipes at 7am sharp.
Yes, he knows when I'm in that deep sleep like 30-60m before my alarm goes off, so that when I give him the boot I don't have enough time to go back to bed for any meaningful sleep.
I legitimately thought I activated some sort of extrasensory perception when I learned my internal clock worked
If I don't get up before 8:30am or so, my husky will softly grumble until I get up. The grumbles get progressively louder.
Edited to add A video!
Having kids removed the need for alarms. The whole house is awake between 630 and 7 every day.
I don't need an alarm.
I wake up every few hours regardless.
And I'm always awake about 20 minutes before my alarm, no matter that time I set it to.
Existence is pain
Set your alarm to 20 minutes after you want to wake up. Come on, that was easy.
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Ya'll really got it out for servicemembers.
i don't need any alarm because i have cats
Cats with baseball bats.
just drink a bottle of water if you have to wake up early. alarms are uncivilized
Yeah! And drink a bottle of whiskey if you have to wake up late and can't be bothered to cancel the multiple alarms in your off day.
hell yes brother/sister!
A propos of nothing, I think this is one of the funniest images ever made. The pure horror of the small child, the utter confident terror of the elder, the random shingles, the unexpected wooden bucket, the crazy cute rabbit staring at the unexpected wooden bucket - just pure genius
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I'm everything in this photo. I can wake up if I need to at 600, but I get paranoid that I won't so I set my alarm for 530. Then I get paranoid that I'll sleep through that alarm so I set one for 545, and finally another for 600. I don't trust snooze because I've accidentally turned off the alarm too many times while trying to hit snooze.
But most of the time I will wake up 5 minutes before each of the three alarms.
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