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Fucking cars (lemmy.zip)

submitted 10 months ago by Maven@lemmy.zip to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world

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4-Panel Comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A woman in a yellow sweater sits at her desk, frustrated while looking at her laptop. With a steaming coffee mug and paperwork nearby, she exclaims, "No! No! No! Not f***ing in cars!"

Panel 2: With fists clenched and determination on her face, she shouts, "I want f***ing cars!"

Panel 3: A chaotic scene unfolds on her screen. Cartoonish cars, including a yellow Beetle and a red bus, are crashing into each other. Horns blare with exaggerated "HONK HONK" sounds.

Panel 4: The woman now looks satisfied, smirking at her laptop. With car crash sounds continuing from the screen, she says, "That's the stuff."

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[–] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 55 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My feed lol

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 1 points 10 months ago

The article is at least 3 years old.

[–] kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

For a minute, I thought I was in !fuckcars@lemmy.world community.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A post like this would be removed from there.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, it's been posted there twice and both of them are still up from hours ago. Either mods are asleep or we just don't have enough content over there to justify removing a post that's significantly funnier by being posted there.

r/fuckcars? Yeah, probably, lol.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Either mods are asleep

Over the last few hours, the mod was building a computer, eating dinner, and then using Lemmy on a device that doesn't surface reports conspicuously in the UI all the time. He's finally noticed and removed the posts now, though.

(Source: it's me; I'm the mod.)

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Oops, you're welcome for the unconventional report, lol.

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I got you covered

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My muscles, my muscles

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Automatically flex

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Higher res version

[–] random_signal@leminal.space 1 points 10 months ago

I have something even worse

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is he fucking the catalytic converter

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

No, but that's what readers back in 1988 thought!

[–] Sakychu@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

!dragonsfuckingcars

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

!carsfuckingcars

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Doctor: "We just got the test results back, and, uh, I don't know how to say this, so I'll just come out with it: it's a Tesla. I'm so sorry. Just know that you're not alone. You have many options, and we're going to do anything we can to help you. I won't sugar coat it, though. The chances of it coming out without a terminal defect are very low. Even if it survives, it'll never be self-driving. It will struggle with various mechanical, hardware, and software problems for its life, which will be short. Here are some resources to help you decide what you want to do. I don't want to rush you, but you probably only have a few weeks before the CEO gets an injunction, forcing you to own it. Go take some time to process this and call us when you make a decision."

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Fucking prompt engineers

[–] phil_dissonance@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Right in the cussy

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

BBW Big Beautiful Wagons

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Got you, Southland Tales (2006). The Rock, prop 69, post-nuclear war security, and one SUV's mufflussy getting penetrated by another's tailpipnis

[–] PaulBunyan@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Came to mention that weird commercial. That movie is packed with stars yet hardly anyone has even heard of it. Seann William Scott was incredible in it.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

It was one of the last things I rented from blockbuster. I probably bought a Vault (Mountain Dew?) energy soda. I kind of want to watch it again to see if it makes sense, but the reviews are not promising.

[–] isles@piefed.social 4 points 10 months ago

Both hands on the desk in the last panel? Such restraint.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

https://lemmy.ca/c/fuckcars@lemmy.ca

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Wh.. what are you doing step-car?

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 months ago

Oh god. This just made me realize that somebody has probably written or drawn Transformers porn, and now I feel a little sick.