I was in a fugue state drawing this. If it is in any way upsetting, I will delete it.
I'm colorblind, i'll just die of cancer.
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This is how Ulcerative Colitis goes too.
Every single time I've seen blood in my shit, it's because a hemorrhoid popped.
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to be honest more common reason could be polyps though so dont go crazy the first time you see blood on your stool.
Mix some beets into food (don't tell anyone), scare everyone when their poop is red
I remember when once I ate a ton of red bell peppers and got jumpscared when my shit was red. I think the color was like this:
I found an awesome blue drink-mix this week that turned my poop a nice solid Grinch color
10/10, would recommend for the holidays.
Ya, blue drinks make green poop!
How about we try to find a food for every poop color? We could make a huge colorful painting and call it 50 Shades of Shit
Genious!!!
I told this story on here way back when I first moved to Lemmy, but I went through a period of eating some sea salted beet chips (fucking delicious btw) for lunch every day. I didnt grow up eating beets, no idea why I tried them, but I didnt realize what was happening when I started pissing red.
Got in with my PCM and was panicking like "I have blood in my urine and I'm not on my cycle, and it looks different anyway!"
So he was like "Aight, what did you eat yesterday?"
I felt like such a fucking idiot wasting his time. But a bunch of kind Lemmings on here assured me that it happens a LOT, and its always better to get checked.
That being said, there should definitely be a warning on those chip bags for those of us who lack critical thinking skills lmao
Hemorrhoids: Am I a joke to you?
Anal fissures too
SHHhh, they still should consult a doctor. Don't give people an excuse to not seek medical help.
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No, that's lightly colored blood. Mostly on toilet paper. We're looking for dark red blood here.
Or black.
Light colored but surprisingly high volume 😬
Funny story: once i took a shit that was eerily red and started to panic. I searched and searched for possible causes and then after getting up i noticed in my trash bin an emptied 100g pack of beetroot chips i ravaged in a weed-addled munchies frenzy, and facepalmed
Thanks for sharing
My first three surgeries were for the removal of a pilonidal cyst. According to the doctor who operated in my tailbone, this and similar events are common causes of panic.
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I found it really hard to talk about and seek treatment for this subject at the time, and I was quite aware of how sick I might be. Maybe this will help somebody. I've had the butt-probe three times now, and the good doctor expects me again next year. I'm totally cured. No blood no more. Let me share ...
The critical danger is polyps that grow on the lining of your intestine. They go bad and turn into cancer. Doc wants to snip them off for you. If you are 50 years old, go do that.
The home test ... If it finds any blood at all, you'll fail the test and have to do the colonoscopy. If you're approaching 50, you have polyps, they are bleeding, and its gonna find blood. You can waste your time with the home test or just go get checked.
Most folks with red blood in stool probably have internal hemorrhoids. Lots of things can cause them to flare up, including drinking alcohol, spicy greasy food, and anything else that irritates your gut. This is the best-case scenario. Internal roids are fixable with a (very uncomfortable) outpatient surgery.
The are obviously (MANY) other conditions that can go wrong there (external roids, lobsters up your butt, all sorts of stuff can happen), but these are the big things the doc says when you first talk. Roids and dangling cancer worms. Doc needs to take a look and tell you.
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And then the cure ... oh ya, got the butt probe, got the roids ... um ... "pinned". That lessened the bleeding but didn't fix anything. Turns out my problem was a gut microbe imbalance, most likely brought on by some large doses of antibiotics I had to take for dental surgeries. Some righteous kimchi straight from a backyard in Korea cured me. That and a whole lot of fiber. All the time. Real fiber. Beans. Spinach. Black rice. Gotta feed them gut bugs. Or they will eat you instead.
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Important PSA. Colon cancer isn’t as deadly as other types and a lot of that is because of all the work that goes into early screening and detection. At the same time, it’s on the rise in younger people.
I had a very dear friend pass this year from Pancreatic cancer.
The dogshit thing about Pancreatic cancer (aside from it being cancer) is you generally don't feel unwell until you're quite advanced with it / stage 4 (terminal). That is what happened in my friends case. They gave so much in their short life and had so much more to give.
I'm sorry, I don't think my comment was overtly substantial; I wanted to echo your point about how insidious cancer can be.
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Yep, was 34 when I got my diagnostic. A year later I had my last chemo last week.
Survive, buddy. Survive.
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Good PSA. RIP TotalBiscuit
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Bright red blood is usually from tearing.
I think the blood from colon cancer would be very dark and coagulated.
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Well, judging by the name, this is the appropriate community.
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