I was in a fugue state drawing this. If it is in any way upsetting, I will delete it.
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Funny story: once i took a shit that was eerily red and started to panic. I searched and searched for possible causes and then after getting up i noticed in my trash bin an emptied 100g pack of beetroot chips i ravaged in a weed-addled munchies frenzy, and facepalmed
Thanks for sharing
My first three surgeries were for the removal of a pilonidal cyst. According to the doctor who operated in my tailbone, this and similar events are common causes of panic.
Don't go look this up. You definitely don't want to see the pics. No matter how curious. I warned you ...
Sorry, it didn't occur to me that that might be a problem. Yeah, cysts of any kind are pretty gross. Pilonidal cysts are near the butthole, so grossness is not reduced. Unless you have an interest in such things, I agree, don't look them up.
It's shitpost, my friend. And a shitpost where I also chose to reveal uncomfortable details. I'm just teasing.