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why does the dentist look like Elon musk
Corpos. Corpos never change
Speaking of the good 'ol days, remember when "It's a shoop. I can tell by the pixels?" was thing. This feels like that but everyone seems to be running it through an AI checker......
I'm an expert, if you look at the pixels on the smoke they give it away.
^ Confirming expert.
Good old days when Mr Cig used to visit the lung cancer ward to cheer patients up
Nothing better than a match in a high oxygen environment.
This sounds like a joke, but cigarettes were in fact used to treat asthma at some point.
Datura Stramonium cigarettes to be precise. That plant can give you a nasty horror trip if you consume to much of it.
I'd be willing to give it a try
If you really do, blend the dried leaves from multiple plants. The psychoactive ingredients can be unevenly distributed throughout the plant. This means that you could unintentionally overdose without changing the amount you take.
Thanks, I’ll keep that in mind.
less irritating
Have you ever saw an ad like "our restaurant just gives you a mild food intoxication" 😂
Well, we do still say similar things about alcohol
This vodka goes down smooth! Almost no taste, that's how you know it's good.
Vodka drinkers are alcoholics with no taste, prove me wrong
Counterpoint, I love the pure absence of taste that some high quality Wodka has. I think it's fascinating how even water seems to taste more in comparison.
here's one now, get him!
You gotta fumigate the ghosts somehow.
Wait till you hear about mr coke.
Were they wrapped in asbestos?
The asbestos goes in the filter, not the wrap
Thank you for this Dr Death 5 second fact.
yes and cleansed in nuclear goo
It was 1948, if you put a black man in white robes it was gonna take years off his life somehow.
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I could never figure out how to do it. Though I had friends who always has the technique to do it for a laugh
Here I am struggling to quit (sighs)
Many seeing this are far too young to even remember when doctors actually endorsed cigarette smoking. There were ads in magazines and newspapers for brands of cigarette with the picture of a doctor and his reasons why this particular brand was the best one to smoke
To be clear, when you say doctors endorsed cigarette smoking, a small percentage of doctors were duped into endorsing it and their recommendations boosted by the tobacco industry.
I've got my Grandfather's old copy of The Boy's Companion published before the date in that meme, and it's very clear in its message that smoking is bad for you. They've known it was harmful to health since at least the 17th century, and tobacco was only brought to Europe in the 16th.
The cunts who sent that mascot to the hospital fucking KNEW. (edit: or at least they would have if they existed, it looks like the whole thing might have been AI generated)
it's crazy how everyone believed that shit was healthy... like it doesn't even smell healthy
They were even used to treat asthma at some point: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/asthma-cigarettes/
Get two free cigarettes, if you're here for dialysis.
This would read differently in Bri'ish
Just thinking of Sleeper where Woody is told that smoking was found to actually be healthy and then given a cigarette for breakfast.
AI trash
According to Gemini, this photo is 100% real because "The image caption states it's from 1948. AI image generation technology as we know it today did not exist at that time."
Because we all know that's completely impossible to write a fake caption over an image
I wouldn't trust those AI checkers fully, as soon as you get jpeg artifacts it will think it's real, I tested it the other week on an AI picture I made, the only AI detector that has worked 100%, even on potato quality, is https://illuminarty.ai/
Pole which disappears part way down the wall. His left arm is transparent. The person isn't on the bed but behind it. The shadows are all messed up too.
Also the smoke is coming out of the end the guy is taking hold of.
Even just handing someone a lit cigarette is weird.
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“Toxic sludge is good for you!!!”
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