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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

This is why my resume is a pdf uwu

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

Print it out and scan it and print it back to a 300MB PDF.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Download as PDF. It's so dumb when people send .docx and other project files.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

I was following the Grateful Dead from 1985 to 1995.

[–] [email protected] 173 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Print as PDF, then screenshot the opened PDF, and OCR it back into word before printing to PDF one last time.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You forgot printing it on paper and scanning it back to pdf

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Unfortunately still can't stop someone from importing the PDF into Word anyway 🫠

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

We don't interact with those people

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Unfortunately ceasing interaction with those people ceases the interaction of their money and your bank account 😔

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had a rule about companies I applied to. I sent them my resume as a PDF and Word 2003 document. If they still couldn’t read it, I didn’t want to work there anymore.

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If you send your resume in word format and not pdf or even image, I did not open it at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Image?

He's a gif of my CV, just pause it to read the pages

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

You have no idea what crazy idea people in the communication field have implemented in CV.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've had recruiters reject anything that isn't in word format.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's because they can easily edit it or change it before sending it out

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's why pdf, it has annotation feature while being not editable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Isn’t is possible to send a Word doc in read only mode? I’ve been sending mine PDF as I search recently but some companies do require a docx or at least have in the past

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Dunno. Maybe there's a flag and the other side uses MS office too, follows that flag. But at least keep a copy, if you send as docx.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)

PDFs are absolutely editable, but usually you need paid application for that. Thanks to some dumbassery in my previous job, I had to use the paid version of Adobe because I regularly had to edit PDFs. There are some security options that can make PDFs more challenging to edit, even with the paid tools, but I've always found ways around those too, usually by simply using "Print to PDF", then editing the output file.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you're applying somewhere that's annotating the file instead of printing it out and writing on it in pen, they should be able to buy an enterprise license for some PDF editor or other. Or the knowledge to find a free PDF editor somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Okular has annotations and signing

Inkscape can let you edit evrything

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 days ago

Yes, you can. But it's not made for that and you shouldn't. And is that process lossless?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I've had recruiters ask for TXT format, which honestly was awesome.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 1 week ago

“Can you explain this kerning?”

“For reasons I cannot understand, you set your system font to Copperplate Gothic.”

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (21 children)

This is why the PDF format exists

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago

But then recruitment companies can't get you in to trouble by editing and embellishing your CV before sending it to the potential employer. /S (and yes this came up before)

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

https://rxresu.me/ (FOSS, option to self host)

You're welcome, chat.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The real FOSS option is to make your resume in LaTeX.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Make a program with RISC V assembly that shows your animated resume and ship it with your light powered business card.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Where did this extremely dumb habit come from where people refer to anyone online as “chat”?

This wasn’t a thing a couple of years ago. Is this just internet brain rot taking over?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its from watching streamers I imagine.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

well you’re not hired because it took you six hours to format a single document. bad time management. also your document editor of choice is google docs when libreoffice and onlyoffice exist, yuck

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where I work you keep a txt copy of your CV to apply on different positions because the online form has you copy-paste it in a text box anyway so all the formatting is gone.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If I don't get the resume on a clay tablet I'll just assume they don't know shit.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You obviously should use Latex and send them the PDF file.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 days ago

Ooooorr he could just print it on a latex condom.

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