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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Download as PDF. It's so dumb when people send .docx and other project files.

[–] [email protected] 171 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 73 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

Print as PDF, then screenshot the opened PDF, and OCR it back into word before printing to PDF one last time.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You forgot printing it on paper and scanning it back to pdf

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Just put the pc screen on the scanner like a normal person

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Unfortunately still can't stop someone from importing the PDF into Word anyway 🫠

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We don't interact with those people

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago

Unfortunately ceasing interaction with those people ceases the interaction of their money and your bank account 😔

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I had a rule about companies I applied to. I sent them my resume as a PDF and Word 2003 document. If they still couldn’t read it, I didn’t want to work there anymore.

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 4 days ago (3 children)

If you send your resume in word format and not pdf or even image, I did not open it at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Image?

He's a gif of my CV, just pause it to read the pages

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

You have no idea what crazy idea people in the communication field have implemented in CV.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I've had recruiters reject anything that isn't in word format.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's because they can easily edit it or change it before sending it out

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (3 children)

That's why pdf, it has annotation feature while being not editable.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (4 children)

PDFs are absolutely editable, but usually you need paid application for that. Thanks to some dumbassery in my previous job, I had to use the paid version of Adobe because I regularly had to edit PDFs. There are some security options that can make PDFs more challenging to edit, even with the paid tools, but I've always found ways around those too, usually by simply using "Print to PDF", then editing the output file.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I think you can open PDFs in libreoffice and edit them, although you have to manually reexport as pdf when you're done

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I've had recruiters ask for TXT format, which honestly was awesome.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Whats this gap in your resume?"

"Syntax error"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I see for past experience you put :

CREATE TABLE Resume (
    Field VARCHAR(255) PRIMARY KEY,
    Value VARCHAR(255)
);

INSERT INTO Resume (Field, Value) VALUES
('Experience_1_Title', ''),
('Experience_1_Company', ''),
('Experience_1_Years', ''),
('Experience_1_Description', '.'),
('Experience_2_Title', ''),
('Experience_2_Company', ''),
('Experience_2_Years', ''),
('Experience_2_Description', '.'),
('Skills_1', ''),
('Skills_2', ''),
('Skills_3', ''),
('Skills_4', ''),
('Education_Degree', ''),
('Education_Years', '),
('References', '');

SELECT Field, Value FROM Resume;

-- Bonus Query: Show my most "impressive" skill
SELECT Value FROM Resume WHERE Field = 'Skills_1';

-- Another Bonus: My career trajectory
SELECT Field, Value FROM Resume WHERE Field LIKE 'Experience%';`___`
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[–] [email protected] 72 points 4 days ago

“Can you explain this kerning?”

“For reasons I cannot understand, you set your system font to Copperplate Gothic.”

[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 days ago (21 children)

This is why the PDF format exists

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago

But then recruitment companies can't get you in to trouble by editing and embellishing your CV before sending it to the potential employer. /S (and yes this came up before)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You obviously should use Latex and send them the PDF file.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

https://rxresu.me/ (FOSS, option to self host)

You're welcome, chat.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The real FOSS option is to make your resume in LaTeX.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Facts. Overleaf has great templates, don't be afraid to try it folks.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Where did this extremely dumb habit come from where people refer to anyone online as “chat”?

This wasn’t a thing a couple of years ago. Is this just internet brain rot taking over?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Its from watching streamers I imagine.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (9 children)

i mean, "habit" is a weird word for it. i'd call it more of a trend. "brain rot" seems like an adequate description.

it comes from streamer culture where streamers would refer to their audience as "chat" because the chat box is the main way for viewers to interact with whoever they are watching.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (5 children)
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago (1 children)

well you’re not hired because it took you six hours to format a single document. bad time management. also your document editor of choice is google docs when libreoffice and onlyoffice exist, yuck

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

This is why my resume is a pdf uwu

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If I don't get the resume on a clay tablet I'll just assume they don't know shit.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"I spent 6 hours writing this on papyrus scrolls, and you want clay tablets."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

How do I even open a scroll on my lap-wax-top??

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Where I work you keep a txt copy of your CV to apply on different positions because the online form has you copy-paste it in a text box anyway so all the formatting is gone.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Print it out and scan it and print it back to a 300MB PDF.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I've been told ATS doesn't work properly on PDFs and word is better for this reason. I used to uploads PDFs prior to this. Now I don't know what to believe, my entire worldview has been upended!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Right, it's a tool companies use to automatically scan and reject resumes based on keywords.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I was following the Grateful Dead from 1985 to 1995.

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