I think she's a keeper
this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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Damn... Wtf did you do to piss her off that she boiled the bacon while boiling the eggs?
Energy efficiency. It's no crime to care about global warming π§
The methane the pig and chicken made are worse than the gas it would take to cook them.
The amount of energy you (as a consumer) use is nominal in comparison to big corporations; especially the big corporate farms. So you might as well heat up a second pan to make the bacon, because youβre suffering unnecessarily for no gains.
But make no mistake, what I said above is in no way a negative reflection on you or your future wife.
ftfy
Youβre as bad as the chauffeur, who β directly after my wedding ceremony β said βYou still have 24 hours to change your mindβ. π
Classy
Itβs my fault. I shouldβve picked a different chauffeur when the first time I called them and said I was getting married, and his response was βoh, a standing funeral.β π€¦ββοΈ
Oof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
Lemme try:
"She caught me peeing in the sink. Again."
How'd i do?
Good start, but it's missing the open misogyny of a divorced boomer.
Something like "That bitch caught me peeing in the sink again."
Bonus points if you can make yourself sound divorced and incel at the same time.
Ok, how about:
"She bitched about me pissing in MY sink. Again. Real sigma shit."
Are we just ignoring the significant amount of energy it would take to get a pot of water up to a boil?
In that case I agree, def. a keeper.
I think you meant to type "in this case, it is!" but your typey sticks got a bit wayward and hit the wrong buttons. Happy to help :)
Bacon abuse is a crime.
I'll take an extra fire tornado, to never have to see that again
I think this might be an exception...
No no no. In this case it was a crime against the memory of that pig.
How does boiled bacon taste?
Fry it all on the same pan.