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If any Scientology member is in any media, it is on my "do not watch" list. I will never support that cult financially. And by the way, where is Shelley? She was last seen 2007 at her fathers funeral, and the police doesn't do shit.
fucking elizabeth moss
Fucking hell, for real?
eyup havent watched tv in years basically and it's all her fault
That explains why she's in so many things.
Damnit. I'm surprised I didn't know.
Who's shelley?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shelly_Miscavige
Debbie Stovelman, however, is alive and well. Boom boom!
Boom boom
Wtf
WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.
Maybe your problem is that you're a windmill. we're going to try burning you down, knocking you over and throwing you into a swamp.
Glad you survived that.
Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide
I believe she is the wife of the current leader of the church.
Oh, yeah, she'sdead