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[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 38 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

If any Scientology member is in any media, it is on my "do not watch" list. I will never support that cult financially. And by the way, where is Shelley? She was last seen 2007 at her fathers funeral, and the police doesn't do shit.

[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 hours ago (3 children)
[–] reptar@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] naught@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

eyup havent watched tv in years basically and it's all her fault

[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

That explains why she's in so many things.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Damnit. I'm surprised I didn't know.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 12 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] nickiwest@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today 18 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Maybe your problem is that you're a windmill. we're going to try burning you down, knocking you over and throwing you into a swamp.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 hours ago

Glad you survived that.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 10 hours ago

Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I believe she is the wife of the current leader of the church.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 14 points 13 hours ago

Oh, yeah, she'sdead