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WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.
Maybe your problem is that you're a windmill. we're going to try burning you down, knocking you over and throwing you into a swamp.
Glad you survived that.
Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide