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Doggo (sh.itjust.works)
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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/35248221

Text Extracted from the image:

  1. Erotic spell to attract a woman (Yale 1791 [second text]) STEPHEN EMMEL 158
  2. Another erotic spell to attract a woman (Berlin 8314) MARVIN MEYER 159
  3. Another erotic spell to attract a woman (Berlin 8325) MARVIN MEYER 160
  4. Another erotic spell to attract a woman (Heidelberg Kopt. 518) DAVID FRANKFURTER 161
  5. Another erotic spell to attract a woman (London Hay 10376) DAVID FRANKFURTER 164
  6. Spells for sex and business (London Hay 10414) DAVID FRANKFURTER 166
  7. Spell for a man to obtain a male lover (Ashmolean Museum 1981.940) DAVID FRANKFURTER 177

85 - 87. Three sexual curses to leave a man impotent and protect a woman from sexual advances (Chicago Oriental Institute 13767; Heidelberg Kopt. 682; Strasbourg Coptic Manuscript 135) MARVIN MEYER 178

CHAPTER 7 Curses

These are from an archeology textbook about ancient Christian Ritual Magic. I skipped some because these are my favorites so far. Also I can't get over the transition from the spells for horny men to the spells about women trying to get rid of the horny men (although I'm a little miffed that they stuffed them all into one chapter when the horny men each got their own individual ones). Honestly though most of the positive things I gain from reading ancient spiritual texts is just the reassurance that humanity hasn't fundamentally changed. My mother always acted like older times were simpler and purer. No, no they were not.

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tim zidik - One Star Reviewed in the United States on August 26, 2014 - Verified Purchase weak not effective

gresmy - a true magical book Reviewed in Canada on November 27, 2013 - Verified Purchase wonderfull, educational. I personnaly like the ritual with psentebeth. It worked for me and the several different names of Isis just wow

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Pup Sematary (lemmy.zip)
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image transcriptionpost made by user a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy

How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn't cool anymore?

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cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/25076380

Source: https://mastodon.social/@admiralwonderboat/114100749787173292

A little witch rushes by Admiral. Admiral: Whoa! She's in a rush!

She flies over the rooftops and into the sky. Admiral: What secret which business could she be up to?

The Witch, alone in the sky, grimaces.

She farts, and smiles.

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cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/25068493

Source: https://mastodon.social/@admiralwonderboat/114099335616901800

Witch: It's the magic spell book of the ancients! I'll be all powerful!

Witch: MWA HA HAH HA !!

Off-screen: AHEM Witch: Oh! Sorry!

She's in a library, checking out the spell book Witch whispering: mwa ha ha!!

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