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[–] Soku@lemmy.world 36 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

A guy in front of me: what do you mean I can't send black pudding to my friend on the other side of the country? I promised him I would send it. It doesn't matter it's bank holiday weekend, who cares that blood based perishable product would be in transit for a week and stink to high heaven, I promised!

That went on for at least 20 minutes. I had queued for a few hours and lost my will to live

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

It was a good after party

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Colour me envious. I once got lost in a backyard

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

It can't be that bad

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 75 points 5 months ago (17 children)

That guy works in our building. He's got the beard, rolled up trouser legs to show pleather boots, tattoos and the hat, the whole nine yards. Btw, he's vegan

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Why don't you look for used blankets or duvets in the local charity/second hand shops?

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

And when do you take the time to scream into the pillow?

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Do you mean the Russian vinaigrette salad with boiled vegetables or some other variety? That word reminded me of a delicious and relatively lazy big batch dish I should make in weekend.

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

That leftover piece is the pigeon nest

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

I think the cat is sprawled out on top of grandma's tv. You know, when she's not watching, the tv set is covered with a nice throw. I think I can see lace edge there. The brown curved thing above the cat is the decorative upper part of the curtains. Strong post-soviet vibes

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
 

The only connections with the real life in this dream is my bed's position next to the window and I do have a ghost of a cat.

I was in bed, lying on my side, almost falling asleep. I felt a cat hopping on the bed and settling by my feet and I happily thought: that's the ghost settling. Then I felt the second cat curling up against my back. Nice feeling but two cats all of a sudden? Then I felt the third small body leaning against my shoulder blades, letting out a screeching sigh and reached a very short hand on my shoulder. It really freaked me out, I awoke and tried to move but couldn't. Alright then, I returned into the dream to sort it out. I reached over my shoulder and grabbed that little hand. It was a raccoon. Below it were also two very fluffy gray cats, I believe nebelungs or angoras. The cats were merely annoyed by the movement and stayed in place while I hurled the raccoon out of the bed and got on my feet. The raccoon hissed and tried to hide under the sofa but I dragged it out and pushed out of the door. I went back to bed, little bugger climbed up the downstairs neighbour's conservatory and tried to jostle open the window, I had to lock it. I went downstairs and talked to the neighbours outside, one of them apologised for his cats breaking into my room but everyone's was pissed about that pushy raccoon. Apparently my downstairs neighbour has two Alsatians and a timid cat, the next door couple has a rabbit.

So many animals...

 
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