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Witchy Memes

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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Good thing I don’t practice Santeria because I ain’t got no crystal ball

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I bet you'd spend a million dollars though

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

Jokes on you! I spent it all!

[–] graycube@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is necromancy still ok?

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 8 points 10 months ago

Only if you clean it all up afterwards.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But I don't practice Santeria.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

… sigh

Do you have a crystal ball?

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Nope. I did have a million dollars l, but I spent it on fur coats and Kraft dinners for my friends. But not real fur coats, that's cruel.

[–] Syd@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I blew it all on Dijon ketchup...

[–] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

And pre-wrapped bacon

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

If people are allowed to put up signs prohibiting religion in graveyards some atheists have the opportunity to do something really funny

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

What about mumbo and/or jumbo? Is hocus pocus ok? Or just straight up black magic? The dark arts? Occult practices?

[–] match@pawb.social 4 points 10 months ago

kulam practitionerss: 😈 ✨

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 months ago

And no dog DOODOO

[–] kubica@fedia.io 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do we have witch police now?

[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

There has always been witch police. They ride pulpits instead of brooms.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

WE STILL COMIN

[–] SoulKaribou@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

You laughing, but that is great neighbouring management. Someone must have said "we're not voodooing, we're hoodooing" and the city added a no hoodooing part

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Hear me out, the food in this town will blow your mind.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

But I got friends on the other side!

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

Do the rules even count if they arent highlighted in red? You can tell the cop that you are colorblind and cant distinguish between black and white