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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you think anyone has quietly explained that free speech means free as in freedom?

Maybe, as the most successfulest of all successful businessesman, maybe the poor idiot has misunderstood. He doesn't mean free as in freedom. He means free as in it won't cost him a dime. He means words that are worthless.

After all, words of value, words that exact a price on the listener, how could they be 'free'? Bad business!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is so insulting... to anyone with a knob. I don't want a JD Vance in my pants, neither literally nor metaphorically.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Because the intelligence sharing network would instantly gain the nickname 'Speccy'.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Absolutely an actual song. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He didn't have the same experience. He was born with +20 charisma and wisdom, and intrinsic spellcasting. It's no more a real experience than Elon playing Diablo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Think you'll find 'Charleston Heston' was the dance number performed to, "Don't it Taste just like your Mammy's?", in the musical version of Soylent Green.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Obligatory 'yo momma'.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

1984: Freedom is the freedom to say 2 + 2 = 4.

2024: Freedom is the freedom to say, "Notice me senpai!" to an orange haemorrhoid.

 
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

French Tripods? Ulla-la.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago

Kids that age ain’t stupid though just confused spirits

That's why parents should exorcise their children for at least 60 minutes per day.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

There's a bug in the rule.

 
 
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