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Microsoft is testing a new BSOD that drops the frowning face, QR code, and traditional blue color.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Technically still a BSOD...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

Thankfully we won't have to rewrite years of forums for searchability. Not that it matters anymore

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I don't care what colour the screen is. Just make the damn error message useful. Give me something I can use to start my troubleshooting instead of this uwu sad face bullshit we've had since Win 8.

Hell, keep your little sad face. But meet me halfway and give me a usable error code or message.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

It’s ridiculous that it doesn’t give you the option to load a support page on restart with additional info.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

No :(

(error f47d2eb)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

I don’t care what colour the screen is, just make the damn Windows stable enough so I don’t have to see it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m always curious about these kinds of changes. How many people and teams are involved in this? How many meetings had to happen to come to this decision? How many design documents are made? How much engineering time? It’s not a simple thing but it accomplishes absolutely nothing. I don’t get it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

The wonders of capitalism and bureaucracy!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Maybe they should focus on preventing BSODs instead of trying to make them prettier

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I would prefer mine to give Bill Gates electroshocks right in the balls when it comes up! That way I wouldn't just stay there staring at nothing useful on the screen, I would enjoy it 100%. I would probably try to break the computer on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

If they’re going to redesign it, they should give the emoticon its nose back.

:-(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

A black BSOD reminds me of all those Netflix Adaptation memes.