Fucking shots fired!
Surprising since we're the ones with the fascism-fighting boomstick laws
thefartographer
joined 2 years ago
Americans tell Vance he'd be better as a boat anchor
Looks more like "it's busted, bro"
It's gotta be at least 2027 by now...
"My daddy, Peter Thiel, says that I get to wear a hat at the table. My daddy, Peter Thiel, says that I get to be vice president. My daddy, Peter Thiel, says that my children don't hate me even when they say that they do. My daddy, Peter Thiel, sa......"
Thank goodness I'm unpunchable
Look at ol' Lumpy Farts Kash
As a citizen of fucking USA, I keep expecting to wake up one morning with bombs being dropped on us. And frankly, I fully welcome the bombs. Whatever keeps my family from reliving concentration camps.
I've often wondered how I would have acted during the Nazi invasion of Poland. Apparently, the answer is "become paralyzed with fear and thank my luck every day that they didn't come for me."
I've spent so much of my life trying to honor my family who died in the Holocaust by teaching kids about their lives and explaining how complacency will allow it to happen again. Yet here I am, metaphorically hiding under a blanket telling myself "but if the monster comes to get me, you know I'll get them then!"
I hate living through all this and grown to hate myself over the snivelling inactive role I play.
On behalf of my state, I'd like to accept this award and furthermore inform my fellow citizens that licking this trophy will temporarily cure your allergies and make you unpunchable
Corrected for metric system:
At 19 weeks, a fetus is about the size of a mango, innit
Yes, this was your job interview and you failed. You neglected to compare the number of rows in the databases to number of pages in, say, the entire Harry Potter series.
If you keep your license to practice up to date, you can reapply in two years.