sturger

joined 10 months ago
[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Just ask ChatGPT when's the best time to short your AI stocks. Sheesh. I can't believe how dumb you non-AIs are!

/s /s (just in case)

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This person has enough foresight to predict disaster now, but not 12 months ago when he was in the voting booth?

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Steal it. I did.

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

"If hard work made you rich, all donkeys would be millionaires."

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

After your internet is shut, you'll be forced to buy Google Prison Internet, where you're surveiled 24/7 and you're only allowed to download ads.

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

The key is to tell your audience something they wish would be true.

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"Honey, you know what would really tie this room together? A giant electronic advertising billboard!"

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

AI-generated waterfall.

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Goddammit! Is there anything that US corporations won’t fuck up?

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In a down market, shift your focus towards a group that's even more financially literate than the general public. Nice strategy.

[–] sturger@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Can someone please ELI5:
Why does every site on the web have to adjust for every jurisdiction in the world? Shouldn’t each jurisdiction just be responsible for filtering/censoring the web for their citizens based on whatever batshit idea their leaders have?

Actually, I suspect the answer is quite easy: this way, they force other people to have to pay for their batshit crazy ideas instead of themselves.

Is there another explanation I’m missing?

 

Tech CEOs have this wet dream where they just speak into a microphone, "Create my product" and employees will no longer be needed. So... if it becomes that easy, why will Wall Street need tech CEOs?

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