sausager

joined 3 months ago
[–] sausager@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No, don't. In fact, wash it for me!

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I only have 226 L of water, can I borrow 1 pls?

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

"It's bombshell news that legal experts are calling, 'Duh.'"

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago (6 children)

Grossest president by far

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Hey don't leave Trump out of this! He's at least bi.

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

Turns out gay sex is the best sex! 🌈🏳️‍🌈🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍👨

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Did I mention I have an art degree lol. However my wife is an engineer, I'm trying to convince her but it's slow going. She doesn't think it's as urgent as I do

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm not a woman but it's been my dream for years. Now that I have a child it's my goal to help him escape.

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seriously, dude could have an actual castle but he has this lame ass thing

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why is the cutout in the wall that leads to the stove off-center?

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm 40 and the US has only gotten worse. Older generations have fucked us continuously. The only hope is to get out but it's nearly impossible. I hate it here. I've lost all hope

[–] sausager@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That fucking scarecrow again

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As expected (lemmy.world)
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Best I ever had

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I ♥️ Uranus (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by sausager@lemmy.world to c/nomanssky@lemmy.world
 

Barf!

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