I only have 226 L of water, can I borrow 1 pls?
sausager
"It's bombshell news that legal experts are calling, 'Duh.'"
Grossest president by far
Hey don't leave Trump out of this! He's at least bi.
Turns out gay sex is the best sex! 🌈🏳️🌈🌈👨❤️👨👩❤️👩👩❤️👨
Did I mention I have an art degree lol. However my wife is an engineer, I'm trying to convince her but it's slow going. She doesn't think it's as urgent as I do
I'm not a woman but it's been my dream for years. Now that I have a child it's my goal to help him escape.
Seriously, dude could have an actual castle but he has this lame ass thing
Why is the cutout in the wall that leads to the stove off-center?
I'm 40 and the US has only gotten worse. Older generations have fucked us continuously. The only hope is to get out but it's nearly impossible. I hate it here. I've lost all hope
That fucking scarecrow again
No, don't. In fact, wash it for me!