saltnotsugar

joined 2 years ago
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If the slightest issue comes up the Seinfeld bass guitar riff plays.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

“Hold out your hand Frodo.”

How about YOU hold YOUR hand out?!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

(Bad recorder version of the Tron theme)

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Brother Peter has eaten another coop of chickens. Should we investigate?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Or thou. What hath thou whispered upon the spicy wind?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We can go about our business.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

(Detective takes a drag of his cigarette) Shit man. They never even made me a Pokemon master.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago

History channel: Could the nazis have turned the pyramids of Giza into unstoppable tanks? Most historians refuse to debate it!

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 days ago

The adventures of Richard and Mortimer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love the fact that it’s chained up like the unicycle burglar is gonna strike again.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Totally not for cloning!

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