saltnotsugar

Now some people are saying, “Mr. Trump, aren’t Orks a little chaotic?” Folks—we love chaos. We’ve been doing chaos better than anyone for years. But we do it our way. American Waaagh. Controlled chaos. Very organized. The best Waaagh.

If the slightest issue comes up the Seinfeld bass guitar riff plays.

“Hold out your hand Frodo.”

How about YOU hold YOUR hand out?!

(Bad recorder version of the Tron theme)

Brother Peter has eaten another coop of chickens. Should we investigate?

Or thou. What hath thou whispered upon the spicy wind?

Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.

We can go about our business.

(Detective takes a drag of his cigarette) Shit man. They never even made me a Pokemon master.

History channel: Could the nazis have turned the pyramids of Giza into unstoppable tanks? Most historians refuse to debate it!

The adventures of Richard and Mortimer.

I love the fact that it’s chained up like the unicycle burglar is gonna strike again.