saltnotsugar

You need to light some incense to get the WiFi back.

The trick is to get future self to do it! Always works out…sometimes.

These things were pretty cool

(Hitler giggling to himself) Big big Chungus, big Chungus, big Chungus!

Dude. One time I accidentally tried to sell them a shellcraft crown and they got so pissed that they sent in the bear cavalry.

Maybe I’m alone in this but I’d love to play different races from the game to make fortresses. Imagine a rat-man empire hell bent on stealing everyone’s cheese.

I know it’s likely pesticides, but have we officially ruled out bee assassins?

“What if someone tried to like…dress up a burrito!?”

…this has literally never happened in the history of babies-

“WE NEED CERTIFICATES.”

So like, we’ll like, put a bomb in like this shell, and like Fidel will see it and like, dive for it….and explode. -CIA Meeting minutes

Be a MAN. Hold onto a DUCK. Fly to DENVER.

Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.

IKEA hates this one weird trick.