this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 25 points 5 days ago (2 children)

But there are no buttons with genetalia on them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

If you squint just right, the door close button looks a little sus

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

You don't see it on the photo but "1" is literally just a phallus. Never go there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I did all these cock push ups for nothing!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

tapes the paper over the camera...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago

Please use boner to press button. This is NOT for dirty fingers. THANK YOU.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

Frickin' Big Brother these days, you can never get away from him.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago

OMG Brad it was one time, and I was on adderoll!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

"Enjoy the free show"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

"Why is it all sticky?"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I give that a 50/50 chance that the sign is a prank vs the sign is actually necessary

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

And the prank is on the 50% of their student population who coincidentally happens to have oppositional defiant disorder.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

what else are you supposed to do when your hands are full of sister

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

...Roll Tide...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

I do that only in Soviet elevators (They care about privacy and have no cameras)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I read this to the tune of “How deep is your love”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You raise an interesting point. I thought of this only from the point of view of a guy using his cock. Can't imagine a clit engorged enough to do this. But on a cold day I certainly could see a female nipple successfully pushing an elevator button

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Look up some geared female bodybuilder porn, you'll be surprised.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Yeah, well I just had a wank and didn't wash my hands. What you gon' do about it, UOA?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Nobody does this better than JB (NSFW) https://youtu.be/U0WSa3VDiX0