Hahah I was drinking when I read this, my lips were wet as fuck.
this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2025
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Brah. It is 40°C out here in india.
I have never felt so called out by a meme. Especially the bottom line. Well done OP 😂
My dry ass-lips are none of your business.
There's a joke about chaps in here I'm not deviant enough to discover.
Fuck you OP.
excuse me what the fuck
I'm calling in the drone strike upon you. You will not escape.
Casualy sliding this out of my pocket like, no way bro, i always keep that thang on me!
So my dermatologist said that all chapsticks do is make your lips drier in the long run. She said simple petroleum jelly is better for you.
Apparently it is just the ones containing menthol, salicylic acid, alcohols, camphor, or some fragrances. Apparently some chap sticks have petroleum jelly as an ingredient too.
Carmex has nearly everything you listed haha
I use the aquaphor sunscreen ones and they are the only ones that have had a continuous positive effect on my lips.
You got me, that's the exact one I just pulled out of my pocket when I read this.
Better come kiss them to be sure, OP.
It was a test lick! I’m very well hydrated!
I apparently slept with my mouth hanging open all night, I am not
Uncalled for
Jokes on you, I don't have any lips!
Just drank some water before seeing this post, my lips are not dry
Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.
I don't have dry lips, you have failed.
No wonder he lost his five star rating
Criticized once. dies