propitiouspanda

Already done.

Soft-body physics aren't hard.

In fact, I challenge you to do it yourself so you can see exactly how easy it is.

I didn’t think I’d have to point out that adding a cape is a similar pain in the ass.

Yeah, skill issue.

I mean, if it doesn't then it's just adding to the model.

Django from Boktai had a scarf. I doubt it was difficult to add.

Even then, it becomes a problem of adding a gear system at all and a scarf is pretty irrelevant.

TL;DR: It’s not just another piece of gear.

Yes it is. It's identical to adding a cape.

TL;DR: skill issue

1000x cheaper to just send in assassins.

I know one person from New Zealand and she's racist as fuck.

There's no need.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I2P

Done.

or you’re asking me to implement an accessory-anchor system all for the sake of a scarf

It... shouldn't be that difficult?

It's literally adding another piece of gear, like gloves, breastplate, helmet, etc. Now just repeat the process for a scarf.

The entire game is mirrored.

Legend of Zelda did it well.

Honestly, I think a major issue with doors is that they just slow down gameplay.

It's like coming across a ladder only every building has one.

You should get some experience using modern game engines so you can see firsthand how easy it is to develop cross-platform games.

Supporting multiple platforms is a job for the engine developers.