Ethereum is a petroleum based lube used in gay porn. When multiple dudes double dock during an orgy, that's called a block chain. The ethereum on their foreskins creates an immutable ledger.
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And that's exactly why your kid will never make lieutenant.
He'll probably figure it out on his deathbed if you're lucky
The American Revolution inspired the French Revolution, hopefully the French Revolution can inspire an American Revolution.
Bro, you should become a boxer. The amount of force you could generate with those feet would be insane.
Here are some more fun facts about driving blind, the car horn can be used for echolocation and the exhaust pipe fits a cane to see if there are drivers behind you.
I'd recommend separate computers
Kala namak and processed egg whites from a bottle. We're heading towards a dystopian future
Keep sitting on those goose eggs, when they hatch and you attack with your goose army they'll all be sorry.
Usually you make your first dad joke when your kid is born. If it didn't happen for you, you might need to go back and ask the doctor to hold you upside down and slap you on the ass.
Everything Everywhere All At Once
And then an old Japanese man walked in and yelled: "Oh my god, they know how to use chopsticks!" Then an elderly Japanese woman burst through the window and asked: "Do you know about Japan's four seasons?!" You just nodded and took a bite of kimchi. Then from under the table popped a Korean lady and she yelled: "They know about kimchi!" And then a bunch of Chinese uncles fell from the ceiling and yelled: "Wow, you blend in so well!" This caught you off guard and you dropped one of your chopsticks. You then ate some rice with your hands and out of nowhere came a bunch of Ethiopians. The Ethiopians started going wild and yelled: "They didn't touch their lips with their fingers!!!" At this point the old British guy keeled over and died from culture shock.